Buzz·Posted on Jan 19, 201221 Haircuts You Should Never Have In Your LifetimeSometimes you have a bad hair day. Other times, you just have bad judgment.by hgrantBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 21. The Satellite Dish 20. The Comb Over Via joshontheroad.wordpress.com Don't stare directly at it, you'll be sucked into the sadness. 19. The most confusing mullet ever Via digitalbusstop.com 18. Scene Kid multi-colored beehive Via zimbio.com This is the sort of haircut that puts epileptics at risk for seizures. 17. Reverse Mohawk Via imsotight.com 16. The Electric Wave Via break.com 15. "Shit Head" Via bestviral.com Har har, dude. I can see you're a funny guy because you're one part self-deprecating humor and the rest terrible puns. 14. The E.T. Phone Home Via sodahead.com She does this because she wants everyone to know she's an individual who takes pride in making other people uncomfortable. 13. The Skunk Chunk Via soemo.co.uk Under all that hair product is just your typical teenager who loves shitty music. 12. ??? Via sodahead.com I am hoping this hair is part of a Dr. Seuss movie wardrobe. 11. The Prisoner Via thesocialrev.com He's a prisoner in his own body. 10. 90's Prom Hair Via curiousphotos.blogspot.com 9. Lion's Mane Via athensboy.wordpress.com AKA the hairy headband. 8. Whatever is going on here Via vulcanicnews.com 7. Blowout 2.0 Via thechive.com This haircut is a cross between a blowout and something you'd see at a Korn concert. 6. The Mustache Two mustaches are definitely not better than one. 5. The Crown of Curls Via jokeroo.com 4. Terribly matted dreadlocks Via buzzfeed.com There aren't enough words to describe how put off I am by this mass of hair. 3. Hitler Chic Via thisorthat.com This haircut is best left to never. No, not even ironically. 2. The "most things Lady Gaga wears on her head" Via poponthepop.com that are all extremely phallic or directly taken from "Earth Girls Are Easy". 1. Literal Rat tail Via 5pg.me Just, ew.