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    21 Haircuts You Should Never Have In Your Lifetime

    Sometimes you have a bad hair day. Other times, you just have bad judgment.

    21. The Satellite Dish

    20. The Comb Over

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    Don't stare directly at it, you'll be sucked into the sadness.

    19. The most confusing mullet ever

    18. Scene Kid multi-colored beehive

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    This is the sort of haircut that puts epileptics at risk for seizures.

    17. Reverse Mohawk

    16. The Electric Wave

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    15. "Shit Head"

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    Har har, dude. I can see you're a funny guy because you're one part self-deprecating humor and the rest terrible puns.

    14. The E.T. Phone Home

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    She does this because she wants everyone to know she's an individual who takes pride in making other people uncomfortable.

    13. The Skunk Chunk

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    Under all that hair product is just your typical teenager who loves shitty music.

    12. ???

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    I am hoping this hair is part of a Dr. Seuss movie wardrobe.

    11. The Prisoner

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    He's a prisoner in his own body.

    10. 90's Prom Hair

    9. Lion's Mane

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    AKA the hairy headband.

    8. Whatever is going on here

    7. Blowout 2.0

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    This haircut is a cross between a blowout and something you'd see at a Korn concert.

    6. The Mustache

    Two mustaches are definitely not better than one.

    5. The Crown of Curls

    4. Terribly matted dreadlocks

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    There aren't enough words to describe how put off I am by this mass of hair.

    3. Hitler Chic

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    This haircut is best left to never. No, not even ironically.

    2. The "most things Lady Gaga wears on her head"

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    that are all extremely phallic or directly taken from "Earth Girls Are Easy".

    1. Literal Rat tail

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    Just, ew.

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