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    Posted on May 19, 2014

    WikiHow Instructionals That Are Helpful If You're Not A Human

    WikiHow is a wonderful reference for learning anything. ANYTHING! Are you new to this planet and not sure how to act? WikiHow comes to the rescue!

    How to Walk!

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    First you have to learn to walk with your new, pesky human legs.

    How to Sit

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    Walking was easy, but now how do you get back down?

    How to Put on Pants

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    In only 11 simple steps you can figure out how to put on those weird bottom clothes that people wear!

    How to Talk to People

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    NO! Don't talk to animals! Talk to PEOPLE!

    How to Eat Food Without Getting Messy

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    Has all this learning made you hungry? Here's how you put things in your pie hole without giving yourself away.

    How to Teach Yourself to Read

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    I'm not sure how you read how to teach yourself to read, but hey, it's there for ya buddy!

    How to Blend in at The University of Delaware

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    Now that you can read, want to go to college? How about The University of Delaware? There's already a guide for you!

    How to Make People Think You Are an Alien

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    But most importantly, don't do any of this!

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