1. IT'S CALLED "SHARE THE ROAD"
2. Calm your tits.
3. Could you have possibly come ANY closer while you passed me?
4. GOD, PASS ALREADY THERE'S LIKE 8 MILES OF ADDITIONAL LANES AND NO ONCOMING TRAFFIC WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME
5. Yeah, I know I'm cool with my shades and spandex.
6. Oh this sucks, this sucks so bad.
7. Why do I keep doing this to myself
8. I hate the wind
9. I hate the sun
10. I hate the cold
11. I hate everything
12. I JUST WANT TO GO HOME
13. How will I survive the rest of this ordeal?
14. Why do you keep staring at me like you've never seen a cyclist before!?
15. Seriously, you're allowed to turn right at this red light. I'm giving you so much extra space.
16. STOP HONKING AT ME BIKES ARE VEHICLES TOO
17. DAMN CLIPLESS PEDALS UGH
18. Pft, look at that noob with his toe clips
19. HEY IT'S CALLED "ON YOUR LEFT", YOU CAN'T JUST PASS ME LIKE THAT WITHOUT LETTING ME KNOW YOU'RE THERE
20. Oh my gosh what am I even doing
21. I'm making such a fool of myself
22. If I climb this hill, I'll finish sooner than if I stay in the saddle
23. (halfway into climbing a hill): I regret this decision tremendously
24. I LOVE CYCLING
25. I'M SO IN MY ELEMENT, THIS IS UNREAL
26. I HATE THIS SPORT, I'M NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN
27. This will make a great Facebook status.
28. SPINNERS ARE WINNERS!
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