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Which Redlands Theatre Kid Should Be Your Valentine?

PART TWO

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  1. Let's admit it, we all have a type. How are you typecast?

    A precocious child
    A regular child
    Someone's mother
    The straight man
    An old man
    A foreign seductress
    Comic relief
    Bold and brash
    A plant
    Todd
  2. Has Disney ruined your realistic expectations of love? Good. Me too. Pick a Disney character.

    Elsa
    Aladdin
    Lilo
    Snow White
    Rapunzel
    Belle
    Joy
    Tigger
    Meg
    Wendy
    Jasmine
    Fairy Godmother
    Goofy
  3. Post-rehearsal food run! People are STARVING and they're gonna go grab something to eat. Quick, what do you want?

    Crepes of Wrath
    Baker's
    Siam Dish
    Thai food
    Boba
    Bahama Buck's
    Aloha Poke Bowl
    Ono Hawaiian BBQ
    Coldstone
    Anything as long as it's gluten-free!
    Can we just have candy and call it a night?
  4. "Hi, I'm auditioning for the role of [x] and I'll be singing [x] from [x]." Someone is auditioning to play you! How exciting! What song should they sing if they want to get the part?

    I Hate Everyone - Get Set Go
    Stressed Out - Twenty One Pilots
    Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond
    Totally Fucked - Spring Awakening
    My Manic & I - Laura Marling
    Thnks fr th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy
    Bring Me to Life - Evanescence
    Run the World (Girls) - Beyonce
    Stoned - Smash Mouth
    A Beautiful Mess - Jason Mraz
    Dazed and Confused - Led Zeppelin
    Non-Stop - Hamilton
    Cash Me Outside - DJ Suede The Remix God
    You and I - Ingrid Michaelson
    Riverside is a Good California City - The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities & Towns
  5. Looks like they got the part! Who's playing you in the movie of your life?

    Emma Watson
    Chloe Grace Moretz
    Cobie Smulders
    Ellen DeGeneres
    Ellen Pompeo
    Sutton Foster
    Lily Collins
    Harry Shum Jr.
    David Burtka
    Billie Joe Armstrong
    Emma Stone
    Shay Mitchell
    Jack Black
    Rashida Jones
    Kristen Bell
    Kate McKinnon
    Jennifer Lawrence
    Brittany Snow
    Alex Kingston
    Joseph Gordon-Levitt
    Ben Schwartz
  6. Let's get Valentine's-y, which is the purported point of this quiz. How would someone impress you on a first date?

    Beat me at DDR
    React to my puns
    Learn German and appreciate my ~style~
    Be so perfect that you come across fake on social media
    If they don't have a Tinder picture with a gun, a baby, or a fish, we're probably fine
    Be a good singer who likes rom-coms
    Be Lauren
    Be Sarah Smallman
    Look hot, smell nice, it's not that hard
    Wear a leather jacket and be ready to party
    Compliment my makeup and hold my purse
    Be supportive, encouraging, and a good hugger
    Give me continuous high-fives throughout the evening
    Be a good listener
    Know how to pronounce my name
  7. You know what's almost as good as love? Money. You just got $500 to blow on something you want! What do you spend it on?

    Boots
    Black clothing
    Makeup
    Cute dresses
    Lipstick. SO MUCH LIPSTICK
    Vintage clothing
    what is fashion can I buy video games pls
    can I also buy video games fam
    Almond butter
    ALL the books
    Improv books specifically
    Decorations for my room because I'm Etsy queen
    More tattoos!
    Weed... let's be honest
    CONCESSIONS! THEY'RE ONLY A DOLLAR!!!
  8. Time for some soul-searching. What's your Patronus?

    A golden retriever
    A swan
    A phoenix
    A raccoon
    A deer
    A bear or something
    EVERY ANIMAL. EVERY KIND OF ANIMAL I AM ANIMAL MAN MOVE OVER STEVE IRWIN
  9. So they made a movie about you earlier and now they're making a sitcom I guess. What's your catchphrase?

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
    "Let's kill him/her/them/it/everything"
    "Holy balls"
    :0
    "Thank the Lord"
    "I just love you so much"
    "Thank you so much, guys!"
    "pls"
    "How ya doing, kiddo?"
    "In Norway..."
    "Amazing."
  10. And last but certainly not least, what miscast role would you be really good at?

    Miss Hannigan - Annie
    Gogo - Waiting for Godot
    Aaron Burr - Hamilton
    Ursula - The Little Mermaid
    Dr. Horrible - Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
    Elle Woods - Legally Blonde
    Peter Pan - Peter Pan
    Captain Hook - Finding Neverland
    Elder Cunningham - The Book of Mormon
    Leaf Coneybear - The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee ;)

Which Redlands Theatre Kid Should Be Your Valentine?

You got: Liana

Small. Enjoys naps. Do not feed after midnight. Valentine's Day activities include reaching things on high shelves and assembling her furniture. There might be a Japanese sweet potato in it for you.

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You got: Christianne

Half goofball, half serious, all existential crisis. Allergic to the ocean. Valentine's Day activities include baking cookies, playing video games, and you enduring her many dad jokes.

Christianne
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You got: Ellis

The original weeb trash. Hat wearer. Really good at breakdancing, not so good at not getting his Snapchats screenshotted. Valentine's Day activities include playing DDR and somehow consistently finding good Japanese/Thai/what-have-you food in the Inland Empire. Ask him about his unfortunate erection.

Ellis
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You got: Marinda

Dear sweet perfect angel. Will either make you laugh, or cry, or some combination of the two depending on what role she is fabulously playing. Valentine's Day activities include discussing intersectional feminism, getting crafty, and making typos out of love.

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You got: Nathan

Just a young boy trying to do some improv. About to jet off to Europe so you know he's cosmopolitan. Caring father (not really) with the smile to match. Valentine's Day activities include baking, looking cool, and generally being perfect ayyy.

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You got: Alex

Goofy boy with a big heart who will absolutely blow you away when he tries acting, he's playing Hamlet in Scotland or something, it's whatever. Really enjoys his girlfriend so maybe this isn't gonna work out that well for you. Valentine's Day activities include him trying really hard to find a way to politely leave without offending you so he can go hang out with his girlfriend instead. Or a wrestling match. One of the two.

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You got: Anna

Cinnamon roll. Must be protected. May or may not be married to Leigh but she has room in her heart for you too probably. Valentine's Day activities include writing poetry, doodling, and smiling at each other for a prolonged period of time.

Anna
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You got: Leigh

Emma Stone WISHES she were as talented and hilarious as Leigh. From New York but not the city and also not upstate. Not all business. May or may not be married to Anna. Valentine's Day activities include singing, making witty remarks, and bowling upside-down.

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You got: Noah

Count yourself #blessed, because a room with Noah is one you don't wanna escape. Valentine's Day activities include making custom playlists, playing Oxygen Deprivation, and partying with the Kardashians probably.

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You got: Sarah Baca

A delightful human who can make you laugh as a singing eight-year-old boy or make you cry as a singing twelve-year-old girl. This makes sense because she is an enormously talented singer. AMAZING! Valentine's Day activities include watching rom-coms, taking photos, and driving around in her car which is as cute as she is.

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You got: Sarah Smallman

Sarah is a bright shining light in all of our lives and could also probably beat you up if she wanted to (she doesn't want to). Did she mention concessions are only a dollar? Valentine's Day activities include her leaving you alone to hang out with Lauren but you're totally fine with this because they are so adorable holy cow.

Sarah Smallman
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You got: Lauren

Perfect multitalented sunflower! She can play the guitar, and act, and sing, and do improv, and style hair and makeup, and run communications... Seriously, what can't she do? That's right--hang out with you on Valentine's Day. Three guesses why...

Lauren
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You got: Genevieve

Gen is the hardworking and hilarious friend you wish you could carry with you in your pocket at all times. Valentine's Day activities include managing productions together, making goofy faces at each other, and eating soup. Mmm... soup.

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You got: Caroline

Recent transfer. Basically a perfect angel with a perfect angel singing voice and perfect angel hair. Valentine's Day activities include watching Grey's Anatomy/The Bachelor and eating food. Bonus points if you're thicc. No, that's not a euphemism... probably... we're pretty sure.

Caroline
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You got: Elena

Perfect sweet symmetrical human who is an absolute blessing to anybody she works with ever. Is probably a superhero in disguise. Valentine's Day activities include hanging out with friends and also her boyfriend which is slightly awkward but she will charm you right through it.

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You got: Katy

Creative powerhouse, directing god, and all-around wonderful person. Valentine's Day activities include running an Etsy business, staying up until 4 a.m., and hanging out with her alter ego, Bean (has anyone seen Bean recently? hmmm).

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You got: Alyssa

Maaaaaan, the girl is NON-STOP. Makeup on fleek (does anyone say on fleek anymore?). Was probably a starlet in a past life. Once ate a burrito as performance art. Valentine's Day activities include swatching things at Sephora, eating Panda Express, and doing the crab dance.

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You got: Sean

Likes to beatbox and reference New York and Hawaii a lot. Are you this Flat Fish boy's other half? Probably not because he's in a committed relationship, but you can try anyway! Valentine's Day activities include giving extremely good hugs and staring at you without blinking until you get uncomfortable.

Sean
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You got: Maddie

BOWLING SQUAAAAAAAAAAAD. Intelligent, funny, and talented, Maddie is the absolute bomb and you are lucky to be her Valentine. Valentine's Day activities include going to Universal Studios, going to Disneyland, and, well, bowling!

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You got: Lise

Intelligent, witty, caring Norwegian princess. Valentine's Day activities include reading myths and poetry, listening to her say words you didn't know were words, and staring into her beautiful blue eyes until she starts to feel weird about it.

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You got: Tommy

Ron Swanson and Dr. Doolittle's love child. At least 20% bear and 80% plant. Back from London just in time to be your Valentine! Valentine's Day activities include him serenading you, telling you stories, and cooking you something with garlic in it.

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