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11 Delectable Meals That — Aww F**k It I'm Just Gonna Microwave Something In A Mug

I'm just really not in the mood to chop up a bunch of ingredients and get all precious with some BS I'm about to eat. It's just lunch. Warning: NSFW Language to follow.

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1. Macaroni or whatever

Yeah, fine. I'll just reheat some macaroni I made the other day. I'm not even that hungry anyway.
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Yeah, fine. I'll just reheat some macaroni I made the other day. I'm not even that hungry anyway.

2. Some bullshit soup

Can you microwave the soup when it's still in the can? Aww shit, just shut up and put it in the mug.
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Can you microwave the soup when it's still in the can? Aww shit, just shut up and put it in the mug.

3. Shitty brownie

Let's not get cute and pretend like I put some Betty Crocker mix in the mug and cooked it that way. I bought the brownie from Vons. Who gives a shit? It's in the mug now. You got what you wanted.
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Let's not get cute and pretend like I put some Betty Crocker mix in the mug and cooked it that way. I bought the brownie from Vons. Who gives a shit? It's in the mug now. You got what you wanted.

4. Eggs I guess

Ah shit, all my plates are dirty. Whatever, just put it in a mug.
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Ah shit, all my plates are dirty. Whatever, just put it in a mug.

5. Chicken bolognese that my mom made the other day

Oh, get off your goddamn high horse like you're better than me or something. You're the one looking at food in a mug, you tub of shit.
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Oh, get off your goddamn high horse like you're better than me or something. You're the one looking at food in a mug, you tub of shit.

6. Uncooked rice

Get off my goddamn back, I'll cook it later.
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Get off my goddamn back, I'll cook it later.

7. Fritos that I bought for some unknown reason even though I hate Fritos

They're a bullshit chip.
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They're a bullshit chip.

8. Dry cereal

Get off my back. My milk expired, OK? No, I'm not gonna microwave it. You stupid or something?
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Get off my back. My milk expired, OK? No, I'm not gonna microwave it. You stupid or something?

9. Unevenly microwaved cookie

Yeah, fine, I tried to make one of those hoity-toity cookie-in-a-mug pieces of shit. You want to see it all nice and perfect or whatever? Go to Pinterest for that. I'm gonna eat this shit anyway.
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Yeah, fine, I tried to make one of those hoity-toity cookie-in-a-mug pieces of shit. You want to see it all nice and perfect or whatever? Go to Pinterest for that. I'm gonna eat this shit anyway.

10. A mug inside another mug

Oh, it's not food you say? Wow, you must be a Rhodes Scholar or something. You know where I went to school? University of go to hell.
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Oh, it's not food you say? Wow, you must be a Rhodes Scholar or something. You know where I went to school? University of go to hell.

11. Macaroni again

What do you want from me? There was still some left. I'm just gonna shit all this stuff out anyway.
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What do you want from me? There was still some left. I'm just gonna shit all this stuff out anyway.

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