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Which Boy From (Half Of) "The Real Tribe" Are You?

Disclaimer: this is a joke. Y'all great. It took too long to write everything out so we did the easiest to insult.

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  1. What are you most likely doing on a Tuesday night?

    Getting locked in apartments
    Listening to your roommate have sex
    Telling everyone you had a long day of studio
    Going on the "making sure you're not crazy" date
    Sleeping
    Be above 84th street ;)
  2. What are you most likely doing on a Saturday night?

    A follow up to the "making sure you're not crazy" date ;)
    Getting drunk off one shot of tequila
    At a karaoke bar
    No one really knows
    Waiting for your boyfriend to come home
    Cleaning up someone's throw up
  3. What would you be doing at a party?

    The bus stop
    Trying to learn the bus stop
    Grinding on someone
    Complaining about not being lit
    You're not there
    Will leave halfway through
  4. What do you think about La La Land?

    LA LA LAND IS A PERFECT FILM
    The first five minutes didn't make sense
    It's supposed to be cliche
    Liked it, but can't really explain why
    Good, but a lil too cliche
    Has better things to do than argue about it
  5. What's your favorite drink?

    Coors Light
    Blue Moon
    Rum
    Sangria
    Absinthe
    Weed
  6. Most likely to..

    Ask everyone to get you over-easy for every meal
    Talk about your latest Tinder or Grindr date
    Piss Gabby off
    Not know what's going on
    Have Mary play with your hair
    Think you're always right
  7. Who are you in a relationship with?

    Harrison
    Mike
    Jimmy
    Ray
    Your loving girlfriend
    It changes often

Which Boy From (Half Of) "The Real Tribe" Are You?

You got: Mike

You got Mike! Celebrate with a beer and some Q-Tips in your bed while your roommate gives his boyfriend a blowjob. You enjoy fighting with your boyfriend, Harrison, but then making up and getting beer and pizza at 2 in the morning. You only talk to your boyfriend and get very defensive when someone points it out. You also fight every time you two dress alike. You're dumb enough to vote for Gary, but people love you anyway.

Mike
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You got: Harrison

You got Harrison! Celebrate with a beer in the shower just after you hook up with a Tinder date. You care about your aesthetic more than you care about your friends. You love to say you have no money but you go out every night with your boyfriend, Mike, anyway. You've seen every movie like you've seen every woman. You're bad at drinking coffee, talking on the phone, and giving emotional support. You were homeschooled but you still turned out alright.

Harrison
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You got: Drew

You got Drew! Celebrate by cleaning up someone else's throw up, but only after you've put everyone on probation. You obsess over Yury and talk about how you're best friends with Frankie Jonas. You complain about all your friends being liberals even though your mom considers you a communist. You also enjoy the constant fighting with Maeve, even though half the time you're saying the same things. You sing too much but at least you have talent.

Drew
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You got: Nick

You got Nick! Celebrate with a single shot of tequila and some whips. You enjoy various hookups that are inspired by 50 Shades. You analyze people even though people don't want to be analyzed. You intimidate most people you meet. You try to redo everyone's wardrobe, but you're pretty good at it so it's okay.

Nick
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You got: Patrick

You got Patrick! Celebrate with a nice 45 minute nap in the shower which will scare your roommate into thinking you drowned. You never know what's going on and you constantly forget your $1200 laptop in every place you go. You get lost in foreign countries and accidentally spend WAY too much on a phone bill. No one has a sneeze quite like yours.

Patrick
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You got: Jimmy

You got Jimmy! Celebrate with some kibble and a nice belly rub courtesy of Drew. You are the light of our lives, literally, because your hair is blinding.

Jimmy
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