Getting locked in apartmentsListening to your roommate have sexTelling everyone you had a long day of studioGoing on the "making sure you're not crazy" dateSleepingBe above 84th street ;)
A follow up to the "making sure you're not crazy" date ;)Getting drunk off one shot of tequilaAt a karaoke barNo one really knowsWaiting for your boyfriend to come homeCleaning up someone's throw up
The bus stopTrying to learn the bus stopGrinding on someoneComplaining about not being litYou're not thereWill leave halfway through
LA LA LAND IS A PERFECT FILMThe first five minutes didn't make senseIt's supposed to be clicheLiked it, but can't really explain whyGood, but a lil too clicheHas better things to do than argue about it
Coors LightBlue MoonRumSangriaAbsintheWeed
Ask everyone to get you over-easy for every mealTalk about your latest Tinder or Grindr datePiss Gabby offNot know what's going onHave Mary play with your hairThink you're always right
HarrisonMikeJimmyRayYour loving girlfriendIt changes often
Which Boy From (Half Of) "The Real Tribe" Are You?
You got Mike! Celebrate with a beer and some Q-Tips in your bed while your roommate gives his boyfriend a blowjob. You enjoy fighting with your boyfriend, Harrison, but then making up and getting beer and pizza at 2 in the morning. You only talk to your boyfriend and get very defensive when someone points it out. You also fight every time you two dress alike. You're dumb enough to vote for Gary, but people love you anyway.
You got Harrison! Celebrate with a beer in the shower just after you hook up with a Tinder date. You care about your aesthetic more than you care about your friends. You love to say you have no money but you go out every night with your boyfriend, Mike, anyway. You've seen every movie like you've seen every woman. You're bad at drinking coffee, talking on the phone, and giving emotional support. You were homeschooled but you still turned out alright.
You got Drew! Celebrate by cleaning up someone else's throw up, but only after you've put everyone on probation. You obsess over Yury and talk about how you're best friends with Frankie Jonas. You complain about all your friends being liberals even though your mom considers you a communist. You also enjoy the constant fighting with Maeve, even though half the time you're saying the same things. You sing too much but at least you have talent.
You got Nick! Celebrate with a single shot of tequila and some whips. You enjoy various hookups that are inspired by 50 Shades. You analyze people even though people don't want to be analyzed. You intimidate most people you meet. You try to redo everyone's wardrobe, but you're pretty good at it so it's okay.
You got Patrick! Celebrate with a nice 45 minute nap in the shower which will scare your roommate into thinking you drowned. You never know what's going on and you constantly forget your $1200 laptop in every place you go. You get lost in foreign countries and accidentally spend WAY too much on a phone bill. No one has a sneeze quite like yours.
You got Jimmy! Celebrate with some kibble and a nice belly rub courtesy of Drew. You are the light of our lives, literally, because your hair is blinding.