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Which Stacks Member Are You?

What do they do up there all day? Is it an officially chartered club? Do they ever get meals with other people?

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  1. Do you study political philosophy?
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    you mean "political theory"? let's not drag real philosophy into this 
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    why does everyone always assume that?
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    i have an existential crisis about academia once a day and three times on Sunday
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    yes and i'm the only woman in the history of time to have studied it
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    i'm not taking four english classes next semester! some are cross-listed!!!
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    no but i SHOULD
  2. Will you get a job, ever, in the future?
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    I already have one, and it's going to pay well and offer career advancement 
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    uh ever heard of a little place called Oxford?
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    i'm going to take to the shores of Walden Pond and commune with the trees about the politics of the self
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    all i need is the open sea and a steady breeze
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    amazingly i survived a computer science class so it's actually looking likely
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    please don't ask me questions about the future !!!
  3. Donuts or cinnamon rolls?
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    doughnuts
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    uh actually {cinnamon ROLLS} is a subgroup of {cinnamon BUNS}
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    a good donut is better than a good cinnamon roll but a bad donut is the worst thing in the world 
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    why indulge in sugar for sugar's sake?
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    i have never, on the record, taken a firm stance on this question
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    why is every email chain between you people an invitation for this kind of argument
  4. Do you play a sport?
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    i'm the captain of the frisbee team 
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    only insofar as overscheduling myself feels like a marathon
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    i'm the captain of the squash team
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    in dreams, i stand up paddle-board
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    i choose not to catch things even if they're thrown directly at my face
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    did you know that i sail? 
  5. Describe your eating habits
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    an egg is a normal dessert
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    do you know how many containers of bean sprouts i go through in a week
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    i'd prefer not to answer
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    you'll never see the food i eat because i keep every meal to a tight 15 minutes
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    i will put sauces on everything, just try to stop me, you fools, you cowards
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    i'm a vegetarian and a coffee afîcionàdô 
  6. Describe your partying habits
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    someone's going to end up covered in glitter
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    once a month the squash team gets together to absolutely send it
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    i don't know if you've heard that i lived in Baxter?
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    somehow i'm always taking care of someone
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    after 1.5 beers i start insulting inspirational Clifford characters
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    political parties? haha. we all know voter id laws are racist. folks, 
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