1. Narrate your most ordinary daily tasks.
2. Teach your cat to use the toilet, so you don't have to clean a litter box.
3. When chowing down, don't be afraid to get creative.
4. Say adios to games that take up all of your free time.
5. When the radio plays your favorite song, let everybody know how much you love it.
6. At the end of every winter, leave a few extra bucks in your jacket to find later.
7. Avoid lines (because lines are the worst).
8. Send yourself an email that's scheduled to arrive later in the day for an extra boost.
