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14 Things That Make Women Happy That Men Will Never Understand

They say men are from Mars, women are from Venus. If that's true, they like some pretty strange stuff on Venus - just ask Hector. Hector and the Search for Happiness is in cinemas August 15.

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1. Filling an online shopping basket, checking the total, then closing the page.

A Real Woman Says:

"It's because we're the gatherer part of 'hunter / gatherer'! Also, it's fun to play the 'What would I buy with unlimited money' game now and then."

2. Doing juice diets.

A Real Woman Says:

“We only like them because they're touted as a quick fix in all the magazines – but they don’t even work. Especially when you give up five minutes in and eat a pie.”

3. Looking at paint swatches (and knowing the difference between colours).

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A Real Woman Says: Apparently it's a science thing - men can see less colours than women. In reality they're just lazy and don't want to talk about colours.

4. Slapping on lotions and potions. / Via

A Real Woman Says:

"Who wouldn't want baby-soft paws instead of chapped fisherman's hands? You need a different potion for each body part. You wouldn't use soap on your teeth, would you?"

6. Having friends you kinda hate, but love talking about.

A Real Woman Says:

“Sometimes we do this: telling stories about that 'one friend' to illustrate how 'good' we are in comparison. Sometimes that friend doesn't even exist and we made it all up.”

9. Dishwasher-packing strategy (men suck at this).

A Real Woman Says:

“We know this trick – men just do such a crap job they'll never be asked again. Unless we're the ones who've got this wrong, and the purpose of the dishwasher IS to fill every bowl you own with greasy, grey water...”

14. Enthusing about soft furnishings.

A Real Woman Says:

“We do it because men would live in a flat furnished with orange crates, cardboard-y MDF furniture and hand-me-down from their mate Baz's gran if they were allowed.”

What really makes you happy? See Simon Pegg go in search of it in Hector and the Search for Happiness, in cinemas August 15.

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