Sawyer

One side of the family had already openly agreed a few months ago that we weren’t getting together. So sent a group text to the other side (this is how we all communicate regularly) letting them know that we are very saddened, but not going to host Thanksgiving we usually do because… Read More

I had carpenter ants that had apparently been colonizing - yes, colonizing - for at least ten years, according to the pest guy. When he sprayed I started hearing a tapping sound that turned out to be literally thousands of carpenter ants falling out of tiny cracks around the top of… Read More

My daughter was born 16 weeks early, weighed 1.5 lbs, and spent 110 days in the NICU. Do not look up anything on the internet. Don’t do it. Trust your baby’s doctor and even more so the nurses. They know your baby so well and they will tell you the truth. It’s scary enough to have… Read More

Came to visit after we finished remodeling the kitchen and when I turned to get something out of the oven he grabbed my butt!

On February 2nd I gave birth. On February 14th I received a red negligee and marching undies, size small. I’m petite, but at that point I don’t think the whole thing would have covered even one boob.

The thing is that it is pumpkin “spice,” meaning the SPICES they put in pumpkin to make it actually taste good. Have you smelled inside a pumpkin? Not good.

Just last night I dreamed I was dating Justin Timberlake and discovered that Mindy Kaling was trying to steal him from me.

I have tried a lot of dry shampoo. I have dark hair and I don’t want to look like I’m in costume as an old lady. The best one I have found is from Aveda. It’s a non-aerosol pump spray. The scent is nice but not too perfumey or even that noticeable. Here is the biggest trick I have… Read More

We call a butt hole a “nine hole” or sometimes just a “nine.” I have no idea why.

Omg. Thank god I am not the only one who hates washing my face at night because I hate having water run down my dry arms and neck! It’s the worst!! BUT I have been using Ultrabland from Lush. You smear it on your dry face then wipe it off with a hot wet wash cloth. So more like a… Read More