How Do You Function In A World Without Cake?

Maybe you’ve been diagnosed with a gluten allergy or adult onset diabetes? Or you have a raging sugar addiction, you’re moody and you’ve put on 58 pounds? Whatever the reason, you’ve decided to NOT EAT CAKE. What do you do now?

Meat Cake: It’s a meatloaf dinner that looks like a cake!

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PS That’s not frosting.

Fruit Cake: Watermelon goes a long way!

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PS You don’t even miss frosting.

Plate Cake: You can still celebrate your birthday at restaurants!

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PS That IS frosting. DON'T LICK!

Squish Cake: If you can’t eat em’ DESTROY em’!

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And when all else fails...Communicate your frustrations by screaming AT the top of your lungs:

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“I DON’T F’KN EAT CAKE!”