1. A couple's activity book featuring fun prompts like brainstorming potential matching tattoos and deciding your couples theme song — a must-have for any duo looking to add some lighthearted fun to their day-to-day.
2. A hair scalp massager you can use to give each other soothing head massages in the shower while also applying shampoo and cleansing your scalps. Sounds like a win-win to me!
3. A butt mask for a makeshift spa night with a twist the two of you will really get a kick out of — with the added bonus of a smooth booty! Sounds like a win for all.
4. A love language card game you two can make a date night out of, perfect for anyone whether you've just started dating *or* known each other forever.
5. Or a similar card game that'll help you both learn more about each other — and fast. This version is based on emotional intelligence but is packaged as a cute and thoughtful icebreaker. Sounds like a great way to spend Valentine's Day and the entire winter, TBH.
6. A stainless-steel ring that doubles as a fidget spinner and will keep you both calm, cool, and collected in stressful times. Trust me, even Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson probs need to pause and take a breath once in a while (JK, they're perfect).
7. A massage roller to apply acupressure on the bothersome parts of your feet and make them feel fantastic so neither of you ever have to give a foot massage again. You're SO welcome.
8. And a heated massager pillow you can both take turns using after a no good very bad day — no hand cramping necessary.
9. A 100 Movies Scratch-Off Poster filled with classic films you've always wanted to watch but were never motivated enough to do so. The two of you will spend wayyyy less time scrolling through Netflix now that you have a list of movies to conquer.
10. A bidet attachment to help you cut down on the need for toilet paper and ideally avoid that unpleasant moment when you find yourself on *the throne* without any TP in sight and have to embarrassingly call out to your S.O. to rescue you.
11. A Nespresso machine you and your partner will agree is a great investment once you see how easy it is to make fancy espresso drinks from your own kitchen. Saving money and eliminating grumpy morning moods all at once!
12. A magnetic weekly meal planner because are you even a couple who lives together if you don't have "the talk" about what to make for dinner all week? This one also has a spot to create an ongoing grocery list!
13. Or an EveryPlate meal plan to help you take all the guesswork out of planning your dinners for the week *and* dragging your butt off the couch to the supermarket when you simply don't feel like it (it's cold out there, OK?).
14. Jackbox Party Pack – it'll give you access to a bunch of games to play with a group of friends from a distance so you and your S.O. can get some "virtual face time" in with your friends and take a small (but likely much-needed) break from only spending time with each other.
15. The Adventure Challenge: Couples Edition book which is filled with scratch-off date ideas that'll add an extra spark to your relationship. It also comes with an instant camera so you can snap a pic, pop it in the book, and cherish the fun memories you make later on.
16. A stove top pizza oven for the couple who has a standing weekly "Pizza Friday" date — you can mix things up once in a while and try your hand at crafting the perfect pie at home.
17. A backlighting kit, a must-have if their gaming screen is in your shared bedroom so you can turn off the overhead lights and get some shut-eye while your partner play 'til their heart's content.
18. A Baby Brezza formula dispensing machine to mix and warm bottles for your little one — it'll make those middle-of-the-night feeding sessions a bit more bearable for you both.
19. A glass mug customized with a floral design and their name on it so maybe they'll stop stealing your favorite coffee vessel.
20. A shower curtain complete with pockets that'll ensure you each have more than enough room for the many products that have found their way into your bathing routine — no more fighting for counter space.
21. A decision coin with both of your names on it that'll make it easier than ever to decide who gets to choose where to order dinner from, who has to take out the trash, or who has to get up next with the baby.
22. A magical hair catcher to save your relationship and keep your shower looking cleaner than ever.
23. A "Date Deck" to keep on-hand if you're going on a first date this Valentine's Day (you're a brave soul). It'll give provide you with conversation prompts that'll make breaking the ice much easier.
24. An ever-popular Instant Pot with so many uses you'll need to take a deep breath before deciding what to make with it first — you won't find yourselves bickering over whose turn it is to cook dinner.
25. A fill-in-the-blank What I Love About Us book you can buy two of so each of you can fill out what you love most about the other — it'll be a nice reminder the next time your partner "forgets" to use a coaster on the new coffee table or sneezes without covering their mouth.
26. A storm cloud weather predictor, perfect for helping them decide if they need a jacket without even glancing at a weather app. Do I ask my husband every single time if I need a coat right before we leave the house? Yes, yes, I do.
27. A breakfast sandwich maker for those rainy Sunday mornings where all you both want is a cure to your hangovers but can't physically venture farther than the kitchen. You'll both thank me later for this one.
28. A bottle of Poo-Pourri that'll make sharing a bathroom *stink* a whole lot less — literally.
29. And a Squatty Potty to help *move things along* for anyone who typically takes forever in the bathroom.
30. A see-through chemise baby doll that'll have your partner shouting "DAYUMMM!" the moment you enter the room.
31. Or a set of lace thongs you can pair with a cute bra you already own and get a ton of use out of once the holiday has passed.
32. A sound machine/night-light for couples who are desperate for some decent sleep sometime this decade.
33. A pair of wireless Beats headphones so even the couple who lives in very close quarters can feel like alone time is attainable.
34. An all-in-one vacuum and mop that'll zoom around cleaning for you so you guys can keep watching Ted Lasso without having to pause to vacuum the house.
35. An inexpensive item finder with four receivers you can stick to your phone, wallet, and keys to ensure you're both never late because you were tearing apart your couch cushions looking for your latest lost thing.
36. Velvet hangers that'll transform your closet from one that says "hot mess" to "oh yes" so the two of you will have more than enough room for your expansive collection of band tees.
37. A Drillbrush power scrubber – it might just make you excited to clean your bathroom — or at least help you to stop procrastinating it a bit.
38. A beard bib to catch all the trimmings you'd usually spew all over the bathroom counter only for your partner to scold you about 10 minutes later when it's their turn to get ready for the day.
39. A dishwasher magnet that'll make it very clear if the machine is clean, dirty, or empty so there's no more confusion about whether or not you need to hand-wash wineglasses before friends come over.
40. A rechargeable clip-on reading light in case you want to stay up late finishing your latest score from the library but your partner has an early alarm and needs to hit the hay.
41. A game of "Toilet Tag" that might actually make you look forward to going to the bathroom to see what fun fact your partner may have revealed in their last visit to the john.
42. A dual-thickness comforter with a warm side and a cool side for couples who have different body temperatures — now you can both sleep soundly.
43. And a Trade Coffee Subscription that'll ensure you always have coffee in the house so neither of you wakes up and stumbles into the kitchen only to fall into a blind rage when you realize there is no caffeine to be had.
Here's to you two being the cutest couple ever this Valentine's Day!
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