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    Updated on Apr 12, 2019. Posted on Apr 10, 2019

    42 Things That'll Make Bravo Fans Say "Take My Money!"

    “I cooked, I cleaned, I made it nice” —Dorinda, and us writing this article.

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    It's an undeniable fact that we'd rather listen to Stassi freak out on her birthday or watch Ramona engage in some ~turtle time~ than do... anything else.

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    We eat, sleep, and breathe these shows, so it only felt right to pull together some products Bravo fanatics can properly enjoy. Here are our faves:

    1. A customized tweet from one of your fave Bravo stars (or Chrissy Teigen) to hang wherever you do your most binge-watching.

    nicmarboss / Etsy

    There is never a shortage of tweets being sent out by the likes of Bravo cast members, so good luck narrowing down which one to have live on forever in your home.

    Get it from nicmarboss on Etsy for $31+ (available in two styles).

    2. A NeNe Leakes–inspired mug that'll makes you say "bloop!" so many times you'd think it was the Watch What Happens Live word of the night.

    PoppedCultureCo / Etsy

    They also make other iconic mugs with quotes from Dorinda, Teresa Giudice, Lisa Rinna, and other Housewives.

    Get it from PoppedCultureCo on Etsy for $15+ (available in 15 or 20 oz).

    3. Andy Cohen's Most Talkative book, because he is the king of Bravo and you should really take the time to get to know him!

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This book is laugh-out-loud funny and so hard to put down. If you know anything about TV, celebrities, big personalities, and have a good sense of humor, you will love this book. Andy describes incidents in his life in a hysterical and sarcastic fashion, but he also puts a nice touch on more serious topics, such as his anxiety about coming out of the closet. His larger-than-life personality and zest for life comes through in the pages of this book and it is infectious. I would highly recommend this to any open-minded person looking for a light read and some good laughs. If you didn't love Andy Cohen before, you will after reading this book." —Kris M.

    Get it from Amazon for $5.56+ (available in soft cover, hard cover, and for the Kindle).

    4. A shirt to remind your friends and family you are "the devil, and don't you forget it," like Stassi often told Jax in the first season of Vanderpump Rules.

    PeponiPrintCo / Etsy

    Also very obsessed with this tee that pays tribute to all the freakin' fantastic ladies of Pump Rules.

    Get it from PeponiPrintCo on Etsy for $22.45+ (available in unisex sizes XS–3XL and in five colors).

    5. And a coloring book retelling of that same season, so perfect you won't even want to ruin its beauty with markers.

    LeslieCarrierArt / Etsy

    Promising review: "When I received my coloring book I was SO impressed with the quality! The cover and pages are so durable! Each page is full of amazingly detailed art to color. It keeps me busy and entertained while relieving stress at the end of my day. At this affordable cost, I’ve received HOURS of coloring — I hope another coloring book is released because Leslie is so talented and hysterical!!!" —Lacie Prince

    Get it from LeslieCarrierArt on Etsy for $24.95.

    6. A Top Chef long sleeve you can wear while chopping veggies so flawlessly Padma would applaud you.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $44.99 (available in unisex sizes S–2XL).

    7. Real Housewives–themed Guess Who that'll really add some drama to your next game night.

    HambyDesign / Etsy

    Get it from HambyDesign on Etsy for $75.

    8. A custom pet caftan from Patricia's Couture to show off your love for both your furry friend and the undeniable grand dame of Southern Charm.

    patricias_couture / Via instagram.com, Patricia's Couture

    Promising review: "I bought a custom pet caftan for each of my Bravo-obsessed cousins. They turned out absolutely adorable! I did it as a surprise for them so I used photos of their dogs off of their Instagram accounts and the images turned out great! We love our dogs, Bravo, Southern Charm, and especially Patricia!! I need to order one for myself now. We will enjoy wearing these with our dressing martinis. If only we could get a package deal that included the bell and Michael!" —Cicilia Marjanovic

    Get it from Patricia's Couture for $299 (available in sizes 2–18).

    9. The Art of Southern Charm, a lifestyle guide that covers everything from how to throw a cocktail party to how to dish out sassy insults like “shameless strumpet.”

    Barnes & Noble

    I got this as a gift from my mother, and let me tell you it's the most prized possession on my bookshelf.

    Get it from Amazon for $18.48, Barnes & Noble for $11.19, or a local bookseller through Indiebound.

    10. Or a special edition velvet pillow will celebrate the fact Craig FINALLY pulled it together and successfully collaborated with Patricia!

    Patricia's Couture

    A quick visit to Pat's Instagram announcement of the "collection" will remind you this collab has been TWO years in the making.

    Get it from Patricia's Couture for $59 each or two for $100 (available in two styles).

    11. A liquid stainless steel kit can turn your (GASP!) white fridge into one that looks ~gone with the wind fabulous~.

    amazon.com

    We will NEVER forget NeNe's "She has a white fridge!" rant.

    Promising review: "Awesome product. Saved me from having to buy a new, matching refrigerator. Advice: thin, thin coats. The second coat will cover, I promise. The back brushing after rolling on the paint is crucial. Make sure you get every inch, and unlike me, don't be tempted to go back with your brush and touch any thin spots. It will show up and look horrible because they weren't smoothed out with the back brushing." —Liz

    Get it from Amazon for $77.55.

    12. A doormat that'll ask your guests the most important question of ALL TIME as soon as they approach your home.

    TheWaywardHome / Etsy

    Promising review: "This is exactly what I was expecting!! Perfect size! Marlo from Atlanta would approve!!" —Stetson Arriola

    Get it from TheWaywardHome on Etsy for $39.99.

    13. A "Witches of WeHo" sweatshirt from Kristen Doute's clothing line to feel like you're part of the Pump Rules girl gang.

    James Mae

    Get it from James Mae for $45 (available in unisex sizes S–2XL).

    14. Candles featuring Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen you can light while praying they finally stop talking about Lucy Lucy Apple Juice on RHOBH.

    TheEternalFlame / Etsy

    Any true Bravo fan knows Anderson Cooper (and Kelly Ripa, for that matter) are honorary members of the family. If you haven't gone to see Anderson and Andy in AC2 what are you doing!? In the mean time, you should also check out these Erika Jayne, Lisa Vanderpump, Dorinda, and Carole Radziwill prayer candles.

    Get a set of two from TheEternalFlame on Etsy for $22 (available in six colors).

    15. Socks any respectable, Bravo-loving man will love wearing as they tune into the new season of Below Deck.

    Amazon

    Get them from Amazon for $19.95.

    16. Or a onesie to let the world know your little one is, just like Jax Taylor, the number one guy in this group.

    CreativeByAleneToo / Etsy

    No doubt Baby Benjamin will definitely be wearing one of these around Andy's home.

    Get it from CreativeByAleneToo on Etsy for $29 (available in sizes 3 months–24 months and in four colors).

    17. A wine glass that'll become your go-to accessory for those blissful weekends when Bravo replays classic Orange County episodes.

    goldhalfmoon / Etsy

    "Since when do you send a little family van for six people?" Cheers to the OG of the OC, Vicki Gunvalson!

    Get it from goldhalfmoon on Etsy for $16.99.

    18. A case of blk beverages, so you can pay homage to the greatness that was Manzo'd with Children.

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    Promising review: "Finally, there is a safe and tasteless water I can drink that's as black as my heart." —Michelle

    Get a pack of 12 from Amazon for $24.97+ (available in six flavors).

    19. A "Craig Is My Lawyer" T-shirt produced by Shep Gear, a must-wear for the next time you go watch a polo match.

    shepgear / Via instagram.com

    In case you were wondering what's on the top of our Bravo wish list for the spring...this is IT.

    Get it a from Shep Gear for $30 (available in unisex sizes S–2XL)

    20. Skinnygirl vodka, because what would this list be without including the (probably) most notable brand to come out of a Housewives franchise?

    skinnygirlbrand / Via instagram.com

    Get it from ReserveBar for $21.

    21. And a Skinnygirl cocktail book, to inspire you ~mix up~ some Bethenny-approved beverages for your next RHONY marathon.

    Amazon

    In addition to easy-to-follow cocktail instructions, this book also includes recipes for health-conscious appetizers and party planning tips.

    Get it from Amazon for $8.25, Barnes & Noble for $13.50, or a local bookseller through IndieBound.

    22. An apron you can wear while you're cooking a traditional Italian feast, because sometimes it IS about the pasta.

    EtherAndOpal / Etsy

    Get it from EtherAndOpal on Etsy for $26.

    23. Or this T-shirt version of the iconic moment, so you can wear it in places other than your kitchen.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $27.99 (available in men's sizes S–3XL and women's sizes S–2XL).

    24. A baby shower card that'll have your Bravo BFF cackling — fingers crossed they don't try to give your *heartfelt* gift back.

    Nicole Marie Paperie

    Get it from Nicole Marie Paperie for $4.50.

    25. A hilarious poster to justify how often you scream "Jovani!" around your house.

    thesmashshop / Etsy

    Get it from thesmashshop on Etsy for $24.

    26. And an actual Jovani dress, a must-have for any true RHONY fanatic's closet.

    Neiman Marcus

    Dorinda would FOR SURE give this dress a five-star review.

    Get it from Neiman Marcus for $490 (available in sizes 0–14).

    27. A classic "Mazel" tee, like the ones Andy used to give out to guests back in the early days of WWHL.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $27.99 (available in men's sizes S–3XL, women's sizes S–XL, and youth sizes 4–12).

    28. A lipstick or gloss from Give Them Lala Beauty, to assure you will NEVER be "boring to speak to" nor "boring to look at."

    givethemlalabeauty / Via instagram.com, givethemlalabeauty / Via instagram.com

    With product names like "Private Jet" and "NDA," these lippies are an absolute must-own for anyone who enjoys Lala.

    Get a gloss, matte, or liquid lipstick from Give Them Lala Beauty for $16 each (available in 26 colors).

    29. And a shot ski, of course, because what kind of Bravo fan are you if you don't beg your roomies to do this with you weekly?

    Shop By Bravo

    Get it from Shop By Bravo for $154.95.

    30. A copy of Stassi's upcoming book Next Level Basic: The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook so you can learn how to love your birthday, murder, and ranch as much as the self-proclaimed Queen of Basicness.

    Gallery Books

    Preorder it on Amazon for $17.70, Barnes & Noble for $18.90, or a local bookseller through IndieBound.

    31. Or a copy of Rinnavation: Getting Your Best Life Ever that you'll find ~instructional~.

    Gallery Books

    Get it from Amazon for $15.26, Barnes & Noble for $15.72, or a local bookseller from Indiebound here.

    32. A T-shirt with Margaret's iconic line, because you're probably still working it into convos at least once a week.

    Amazon

    Wear this and you'll be able to channel Margaret's IDGAF energy all. day. LONG.

    Get it from Amazon for $27.99 (available in women's sizes S–2XL and men's sizes S–3XL).

    33. A bathing suit from the confusingly named Beverly Beach by Dorit line.

    Beverly Beach by Dorit

    Remember when Dorit caused so much ~drama~ in the group for not naming a bathing suit after Teddi? Well, she finally caved and created a suit with Teddi's moniker, after all.

    Get the Teddi bathing suit from Beverly Beach by Dorit: top for $58 and bottom for $52 (both available in sizes S–XL)

    34. A blue ribbon to give to your boyfriend who you casually mention at least five times a minute.

    goldhalfmoon / Etsy

    Makes us wonder what Rob's up to now. Poor Scheana!

    Get it from goldhalfmoon on Etsy for $6.50.

    35. Or a stemless wine glass to drink white wine (or really any wine) while honoring the best thing that's come out of the Stassi-Scheana feud.

    goldhalfmoon / Etsy

    Bonus points if you get your enemy to serve you the pinot grigio.

    Get it from goldhalfmoon on Etsy for $16.99.

    36. A T-shirt for those hungover mornings on vacation when your girlfriends are being all, like, uncool.

    tea-shirts / Redbubble

    Just ignore them and whip up some Eggs a la Francaise instead.

    Get it from tea-shirts on Redbubble for $18.37 (available in unisex sizes S–3XL and in 17 colors).

    37. A solemn print that'll commemorate the short-lived marriage of Luann and Tom. It might have lasted less than a year, but the drama will live on in our hearts forever.

    thesmashshop / Etsy

    "How could you do this to me. Question mark."

    Get it from thesmashshop on Etsy for $24.

    38. A mug for when you're hangry and want to channel the energy of the best child from any Housewives franchise, Miss Milania Guidice.

    BrittanyGarnerDesign / Etsy

    *Pours coffee, eats pizza, and blasts "I Can't Wait To Grow Up" on repeat*

    Get it from BrittanyGarnerDesign on Etsy for $22+ (available in two sizes).

    39. A card you can send to anyone in your life who's on the brink of having a Kathryn Dennis–style glow-up. We're proud of you, girl!

    HollabackCards / Etsy

    If Kathryn could get Patricia to finally like her, you can do anything.

    Get it from HollabackCards on Etsy for $6.50.

    40. Or this card for the person you love the most in your life, because there is no love as true as the love between Sandoval and Schwartz.

    babesneverdie / Etsy

    Don't forget to pair this card with a $15,000 motorcycle with a sidecar to ride along with your true soulmate.

    Get it from babesneverdie on Etsy for $4.

    41. And a card to make your Real Housewives of Dallas–loving friend cackle as hard as they do every time LeeAnne Locken's "Round-up" speech gets played on Bravo.

    Nicole Marie Paperie

    Get it from Nicole Marie Paperie for $4.50.

    42. Finally, a banner for your next RHONY watch party to let all your guests know that you decorated, you cooked, and you MADE 👏 IT 👏 NICE.

    ShopPartyPaperPlus / Etsy

    Get it from ShopPartyPaperPlus on Etsy starting from $5.50+ (available in three sizes and two colors).

    Us, after buying every single Bravo product ever:

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    Some reviews have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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