1. A pouch filled with eucalyptus and lavender to leave your shower smelling like a luxurious day at the spa. I can't imagine anything more pleasant, TBH.
2. A magical hair catcher that'll save your relationship and keep your shower looking cleaner than ever.
3. An adjustable stainless-steel shower caddy, so you can neatly store your overflow of products without crowding the edges of your tub.
4. A rust-stain remover spray that'll help you transform your overused apartment bathroom into one worthy of a million-dollar home.
5. A Drillbrush power scrubber to completely change the way you clean your bathroom.
6. Rubbermaid's power scrubbing brush, for when you want to give your grout an all-inclusive spa treatment and bring it back to its squeaky-clean glory.
7. A simple shower curtain treated to resist mildew that'll have any minimalist swooning (mainly because they'll *hopefully* have to clean their shower curtain less).
8. A pumice cleaning stone you can count on to make your toilet actually sparkle like a porcelain throne.
9. A luxurious chenille bathroom rug, because if you can't recall the last time you cleaned your throne room, it may be time to replace the one you currently own.
10. A Clorox ToiletWand that you can use then toss away — say SEE YA' to that gross toilet brush hiding in the corner of your bathroom.
11. A Beard Buddy your S.O. will appreciate for its magical ability to catch any stray hairs that leave your face while you shave (less cleaning for all!).
12. A jetted-tub cleaner, so you'll never find yourself soaking in filth while trying to catch up on your me-time.
13. A three-shelf organizer that'll conveniently fit over your toilet, making it a lovely place to put your candles and tissue box and a great way to make your entire bathroom feel more neat 'n' tidy.
14. A microfiber spin mop and bucket with over 73K 5-star reviews on Amazon, which is kinda outrageous because it's a MOP.
15. A robot vacuum to clean your bathroom for you, because you and I both know you're going to continue to put it off ALL week.
16. Or a slim Dyson V11 vacuum, in case you're a little weary about having a ~robot~ in your house and want something that'll help you clean every nook and cranny of your bathroom.
17. A squeegee that'll prevent water marks from drying on your glass shower door and give you the opportunity to pretend you're a badass window cleaner in a massive skyscraper.
18. A shower door cleaner to remove any stubborn hard water spots that have already dried on your shower door, so you can start fresh and actually relax while rinsing off instead of focusing on the fact there are water marks every where.
Promising review: "This product works beautifully. I tried a lot of products to remove the hard water from my glass shower. I have to admit the first time I used it with a cloth it was not very effective. The second time I used a non abrasive sponge for glass, it turned out beautiful just like the first day the glass was installed." —EJP
Get it from Amazon for $11.62.
19. Schmidt's cleaning vinegar – it has a scent that'll make you think you're relaxing on a tropical vacation instead of wiping down the mess you made while using your electric toothbrush.
20. A 24-pack of microfiber cleaning cloths, so you'll forever be ready to fight the good fight against dirt and grime.
21. A FlexiSnake tool you'll watch remove so much gunk and hair from your drains you could probably make a wig with it (but plz, don't).
22. An organic, citrus mint disinfectant spray that'll leave your bathroom smelling divine with the least amount of effort — it sinks into non porous surfaces and doesn't even need to be wiped off!
23. A pack of toilet-cleaning gel from Scrubbing Bubbles to clean your bowl with each flush so you won't *have* to clean it as often. You're welcome.
24. A set of toilet fizzing bombs that'll quite possibly make you excited to clean your potty! All you have to do is drop one or two of these in the bowl, swish them around in the water a bit with a cleaning wand, wait five minutes, scrub, and flush — magical.
Juniperseed Mercantile is woman-owned small business based out of Littleton, Colorado.
Promising review: "This product is amazing! 15 minutes later and my toilet is looking brand new with minimal effort. I would recommend this to everyone!" —shelby rieth
Get a pack of eight from Juniperseed Mercantile for $10.
25. Blueland's Clean Essentials kit you'll be able to count on to help you tackle any mess that comes your way — starting with your horror show of a bathroom.
26. An OXO deep-clean brush set complete with a larger toothbrush-like brush to help you revive areas like grout and shower door tracks *and* smaller detail brush with a wiper blade that'll help you scrub your skin drain with ease.
27. A hard water stain-remover because you shouldn't want to shudder each time you reach to turn on your shower.
28. An all-natural tile and tub cleaner you can count on to effectively remove mold, mildew, and rust — just think of *how* satisfying your before and after photos will be.
29. An eight-pack of Mr. Clean Magic Erasers, so all you'll have to do is add water then start attacking all the dirty surfaces in your home.
30. A trio of Bar Keeper's Friend products you can count on to help you clean any and every surface of your living space — trust me on this.
My husband and I recently moved into our first — when I tell you I have used some form of Bar Keeper's Friend to tackle every crevice of this house please know that I'm not exaggerating. I've used it to revive the floor of our bathroom (see above), the shower, the tub, the entire kitchen sink, the outside of the washing machine and dryer....the list goes on. It's incredible how effective this product is in just a few moments!
Promising review: "This stuff is magic. It took a stain out of my sink with ease. It also made my stainless steel appliances look brand new! I also have a gas stove that had baked crap on it that I couldn’t get off. I tried every trick in the book. I used this stuff with a little elbow grease and it finally came off. We are listing our house and this product is essential." —Katie
Get it from Amazon for $22.99.
31. An all-natural tile and tub cleaner that'll effectively remove mold, mildew, and rust — just think of *how* satisfying your before and after photos will be.
Promising review: "I have an old shower/bathtub. I tried name-brand shower cleaners and bleach to try and clean the soap scum off the tiles and tub. I had no luck and I would cough and get sick because of how strong the smell was. I thought I would try this to save my lungs. I sprayed my entire shower and left it for about 15 minutes. I came back and rinsed off the walls and they were shiny! I've never had such a clean shower. The smell is amazing and subtle. All I smell is tea tree and it didn't affect me at all. The price is also a good deal since the bottle is pretty large. It came with the sprayer separate and the bottle sealed so it wouldn't leak in the box. I highly recommend this." —Amber Erwin
Get a pack of two from Amazon for $12.99.
32. A waterproof, stain-resistant faux marble granite adhesive you can use to transform your bathroom vanity if it's really past its prime.
33. A clog remover to cut though all the other gunk that seemingly piles up in the depths of your bathroom sink and tub.
Promising review: "I had two drains in the house that were making the 'glug glug' noise when they drained. One in the bathroom sink where I shave, the other in the kitchen sink. Neither was blocked, but the noise indicated they were getting close. I'd tried to snake the kitchen sink myself, then had a professional do it. They said they couldn't get it through an elbow to get to where the partial blockage was. So, while they didn't charge me for it I was still stuck with 'glug glug' when the dishwasher drained or we used the kitchen sink.
Green Gobbler down both drains and left overnight eliminated the 'glug glug.' I'm satisfied with the results. Much easier than snaking, and apparently more effective." —M
Get it from Amazon for $21.98.