37 Gifts For Anyone Who Wishes They Were On The Real Housewives
You may not be Dorinda, but you can still try to make this holiday season nice.
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1. A reusable tumbler that'll combine their love for Countess Luann and caffeine all in one.
2. A customized tweet from one of their fave Bravo stars (or Chrissy Teigen) to hang wherever they do their most binge-watching.
There is never a shortage of tweets being sent out by the likes of Bravo cast members, so good luck narrowing down which one to have live on forever in your home. This small business is woman-owned, and I've personally ordered from here and can confirm the quality is 10/10.
Get it from nicmarboss on Etsy for $30+ (available in two styles).
3. A Real Housewives expansion of "What Do You Meme" you can selfishly gift to your friend so you can play it with them.
Promising review: "Money can’t buy you class, but it can get you this absolutely needed expansion set!!! This game was a hit at our New Year’s Eve game night. Everyone joined in even our real husbands! We sipped our champagne (out of the right glasses) and had a shade-filled night. This game will make you laugh, cry, and flip tables! So be cool, don’t be all uncool and purchase this set right now!" —Chubb
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
4. Ariana and Tom's cocktail recipe book they've likely heard about for seasons and seasons on Pump Rules and will be so excited to whip up some delicious drinks worthy of a spot on the menu at TomTom.
5. And a cocktail garden kit that'll ensure the drinks they make are fresh and delicious — basically like Tom and Ariana's relationship. Ooh, la, la.
The kit comes with a reusable grow bag, an organic seed square mixture of cocktail inspired herb seeds, compost, soil prior, micro nutrients, PH toner, and a seasonal grow pro membership.
Get it from Gardenuity for $89.
6. A NeNe Leakes-inspired mug that'll make them say "bloop!" so many times you'd think it was the Watch What Happens Live word of the night.
This shop also has a bunch of other Bravolebrity-inspired mugs such as Dorinda, Lisa Vanderpump, Luann, and Kandi Burress.
Get it from LeeHoomKok on Amazon Handmade for $9.
7. Andy Cohen's Most Talkative book, because he is the king of Bravo and they should really take the time to get to know him.
I have (and love) this book! You can totally hear Andy's voice while you're reading it which makes it feel like a more immersive experience. After you read this (likely in one sitting, it's that good) you might want to pick up one of his others: The Andy Cohen Diaries and Superficial
Get it from Amazon for $16.99 or Bookshop for $16.99 (to support local bookstores).
8. A coloring book inspired by the fabulous Real Housewives of New York, in case they've been daydreaming about coloring in an image of Tinsley wearing her circus garb.
If your love for the franchise extends to Beverly Hills, OC, and more, then you might want to pick up the Best of Housewives coloring book instead.
Get it from AlwaysFits for $16.
9. A Top Chef long sleeve they can wear while chopping veggies so flawlessly Padma would applaud.
Get it from Amazon for $44.99 (available in unisex sizes S–2XL).
10. A stunning embroidered quote any fan of Mama Dee and The Real Housewives of Dallas will gladly accept and hang in a prominent spot of their home.
You also might want to check out embroidered hoops starring famous words from Luann, Dorinda, Ramona, Nene, and Lisa Rinna.
Get it from JifferAlderman on Etsy for $50.
11. A faux fur wrap that'll keep your pal nice 'n' warm this winter while also looking *almost* as chic as the undeniable grand dame of Southern Charm (there's no way anyone could look better than Patricia).
12. A throw pillow from Sewing Down South for your friend who claims they always knew Craig would get it together and make something of himself (me, I'm that friend).
I have the jelly fish pillow (pictured above) and was more than thrilled to quietly pay tribute to Craig by placing one of his carefully crafted pillows onto my couch. I also loved that it's actually a stuffed pillow, since most listings these days seem to only sell the pillow case.
Get the palm tree pillow from Sewing Down South for $58 and the jelly fish pillow from HSN for $65 (available in five styles).
13. A doormat to gift to your roomie, so you can both ask your guests the most important question of ALL TIME as soon as they approach your home.
Promising review: "I have been stalking this doormat for quite some time. I recently moved into a one bedroom (first place with no housemates!) and this was one of the first items I bought for my new apartment. It is everything I could have dreamed of and more. All of my friends LOVE this doormat, AND it is actually functional. No dirty floors in this house 💁🏼♀️ A RHONY masterpiece that is useful? ICONIC." —Liz Muti
Get it from TheWaywardHome on Etsy for $50.14.
14. Candles featuring Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen they can light while praying maybe, just maybe, someday Kris Jenner will agree to come on board to RHOBH.
Any true Bravo fan knows Anderson Cooper (and Kelly Ripa, for that matter) are honorary members of the family. If you haven't gone to see Anderson and Andy in AC2 what are you doing!? In the mean time, you should also check out these Erika Jayne and Lisa Vanderpump prayer candles.
Get a set of two from TheEternalFlame on Etsy for $22 (available in six colors).
15. Socks any respectable, Bravo-loving man will love wearing as they tune into the new season of Below Deck.
16. Or a onesie to let the world know their little one is, just like Jax Taylor, the number one guy in this group.
Get it from CreativeByAleneToo on Etsy for $29 (available in sizes 3 months–24 months and 10 colors).
17. A pack of Real Housewives-themed stickers from a bunch of the franchises, so they won't have to choose between their many favorites.
Get the set from babypinkpress on Etsy for $12.20+ (available in two sizes).
18. A tumbler you can customize with their hometown, a perfect for your pal who just moved and has been unwinding by watching old marathons of RHOC (ugh, the best weekends ever).
19. A trio of candles that'll go nicely with their winter plans to catch up on The Real Housewives of Potomac.
This small business is an LGBTQ-owned and run out of Chicago. They have other hilarious and *flawless* Housewives candles on their site as well — their trios featuring the RHOC, the RHONY and the RHOBH are incredible.
Get them from TheSistersStoned on Etsy for $55 or directly from their shop here.
20. A case of blk beverages, so they can pay homage to the greatness that was Manzo'd with Children.
21. A set of pencils with phrases they've absolutely heard come out of Kate's mouth while watching Below Deck for the umpteenth time.
Promising review: "Pencils are awesome! Great quality and beautifully packaged! Shipping was really quick! My friend is gonna love these! If you’re a fan of Below Deck and Kate, order now!! Thanks again!!" —Kourtney
Get it from ThePoshShopCo for $10.
22. A "Craig Is My Lawyer" T-shirt produced by Shep Gear, a must-wear for the next time the two of you go watch a polo match.
In case you were wondering what's on the top of my Christmas list, it will always be this.
Get it a from Shep Gear for $30 (available in unisex sizes S–2XL)
23. Skinnygirl margarita so you and your roomie who you watch *all* your Bravo with can sip on the most iconic product to come from a member of the franchise. Go, Bethenny, go!
24. And a Skinnygirl cocktail book, to inspire them ~mix up~ some Bethenny-approved beverages for their next RHONY marathon.
25. An apron they can wear while they're cooking a traditional Italian feast, because sometimes it IS about the pasta.
Get it from EtherAndOpal on Etsy for $28.99.
26. Or this ornament inspired by the iconic moment, so they can incorporate Bravo into their cherish holiday traditions.
I'm sorry James, it'll never get old.
Get it from RealHousePinsOC on Etsy for $6.99.
27. An actual Jovani dress, a must-have for any true RHONY fanatic's closet.
Dorinda would FOR SURE give this dress a 5-star review.
Get it from Neiman Marcus for $245 (available in sizes 0–12).
28. A classic "Mazel" tee, like the ones Andy used to give out to guests back in the early days of WWHL.
Get it from Amazon for $27.99 (available in men's sizes S–3XL, women's sizes S–XL, and youth sizes 4–12).
29. A "Bubba" lipstick duo from Lala's beauty collection that'll check off two boxes — one for Katie and Schwartz and one for the queen herself, Lala Kent.
If Katie somehow isn't one of your faves, check out the others inspired by cast members: Kentucky Muffin, Basic AF, and It's Everything.
Get it from Give Them Lala Beauty for $28 each.
30. A shot ski you can count on to blow anyone else's gift out of the water — this is the holy grail of Bravo merch.
Get it from Shop By Bravo or Amazon for $154.95.
31. A tie-dye sweatshirt from Lisa Rinna's clothing collection — perfect for anyone who loooooves her but has never been able to convince themselves to wear one of her timeless dusters.
It should come as no surprise at this point in the article that I have this sweater in purple. It's super soft and it makes me giggle seeing Lisa Rinna's name in the tag whenever I put it on.
Get it from QVC for $60 (available in women's sizes M–XL and three colors).
32. A Below Deck Med ornament to pay tribute to their favorite episode of all time and have them reciting the "June June Hannah" call to anyone who will listen for the rest of the holiday season.
Get it from RealHousePinsOC on Etsy for $4.99.
33. A blue ribbon to give to your boyfriend who you casually mention at least five times a minute.
Makes us wonder what Rob's up to now.
Get it from goldhalfmoon on Etsy for $7.
34. A drama-free card for the Stephanie to your Brandi your BFF will be absolutely touched to receive for Christmas or any other occasion, TBH.
Get it from HollabackCards on Etsy for $6.50.
35. A T-shirt your friend will absolutely love if they're typically the one pestering all of you to chill or can be found cackling over Luann's antics.
Get it from tea-shirts on Redbubble for $22.38 (available in unisex sizes S–3XL and in 17 colors).
36. A mug they can use to channel the energy of the best child from any Housewives franchise: the one, the only, Miss Milania Guidice.
*Pours coffee, eats pizza, and blasts "I Can't Wait To Grow Up" on repeat*
Get it from BrittanyGarnerDesign on Etsy for $22+ (available in two sizes).
37. And Below Deck wrapping paper that'll be the cherry on top of the flawless Bravo gift you just found for your bestie. You're welcome!
Get it from OliviasPaperie on Etsy for $4.99+ (available in one to five sheets).
Of course there are some Bravo-themed things you might notice are missing from this list, so I'll let Ramona take it from here.
Some reviews have been edited for length and/or clarity.
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