1. Plant food spikes for anyone who wasn't born with a green thumb but is extremely sentimental about the plant they bought during quarantine and would probably need consoling if they accidentally killed it (ahem, me).
2. Cleaning cups to remove built-up coffee grinds and residue from your Keurig machine so your morning cup o' joe will always be delicious and satisfying — you deserve it.
3. Sheet keeper bands you can use to transform your messy linen closet into one that would make Marie Kondo of the ladies from The Home Edit weep with pride.

4. A two-pack of teeth whitening pens with a natural mint flavor that'll leave your mouth smelling fresh while you work on erasing stains caused by coffee, tea, wine, etc.

5. A running belt that'll hold your necessities so you can focus on breaking your personal record instead of keeping track of whether you've lost your keys.
6. A 15-piece makeup brush set, because if I had to guess your current ones have seen better days. This luxurious kit will ensure you're ready to go — no matter what technique your favorite beauty influencer throws at you.

7. And a makeup brush-cleaning shampoo, because — shocker — you need to clean those!

8. A rechargeable lighter that'll let you light every candle in your house to create the *perfect* ambience without concern you'll run out of lighter fluid.

9. The Wand, a handheld filter designed to remove the histamines and sulfites in alcohol that may trigger headaches and hangovers. This lil' gadget will have you singing out "blesssss my souuuuul" like one of The Muses from Hercules.

10. A Princess Tiana-inspired liquid lipstick you might want to buy two of right from the start because your sister is *definitely* going to try and steal it from you. Don't mess with Disney adults who also love beauty products.

11. A garbage-disposal foaming cleaner to scrub away the stinky grime that builds up on the blades and in the pipes.
12. A cleaning pen, so all of your jewels (whether they're real or not) will be *so* sparkly that everyone will wonder where you got 'em from.


13. A Command hook railing you can hang up right next to your front door to ensure you never lose track of your keys or face masks — can't leave home without 'em!

14. A toothpaste cap for anyone who typically wakes up singing "Somebooooody once told me the world was gonna roll me" a la one of the greatest soundtracks of all time... Shrek.

15. A daily planner from Noted by Post-it, complete with sections to create a to-do list, note your meetings by time of day and write down anything you may need to know for later on. It'll also add a lovely pop of color to your workspace!


16. An NYX matte finish setting spray that'll make sure the hour you spent perfectly applying primer, concealer, and highlighter doesn't go to waste.


17. A foot file to transform your scaly dragon-like heels into soft soles that'll be so smooth your partner won't even recoil if you accidentally touch their leg in bed.



18. A box of washing machine cleaning tablets that'll easily remove any odor-causing residue from inside your machine.


19. A jar of body butter filled with almond, milk, and honey to help nourish and heal your dry cracked skin from all the havoc Jack Frost inflicted on it this year.

20. Maybelline's Instant Age Rewind concealer to brighten your under-eyes and help you disguise the fact your Sunday Scaries kept you up way past your bedtime.

21. All-natural biodegradable cleaning tablets that'll remove tough stains and odors from your favorite reusable water bottle — no more "does this water taste weird?" moments.



22. A Cricut Joy for anyone who loves making everyone in the family feel special with homemade cards — this gadget will take your skills to the next level!

23. A piñata-shaped dog toy that'll make every day feel like a party. It's made of 100% natural compostable wool and is handmade is Kathmandu, Nepal — only the best for your pup.

24. An Always Pan, complete with a nonstick surface, a vented top, a mesh basket for steaming, and a high-quality spoon that hooks onto the handle — you'll basically only ever want to use this pan. My apologies to your current ones.


25. A punching bag set that'll help you cope with some stress (it's been that kind of...year and a half) while getting a great workout in at the same time.


26. Light dimming LED covers to minimize distracting lil' lights that may be disrupting your sleep without you even noticing.


27. A touch-up razor you can use to exfoliate your skin, tame your unruly brows, and remove any lingering fine hairs so your makeup goes on super smooth.


28. A braided bracelet that'll look cute with all of your other bangles and provide you with a subtle reminder to always look for the positives in every situation. Talk about a two-for-one!


29. Bananagrams – it'll *lit*erally bring a smile to any bookworm's face — it combines all the fun of crossword puzzles and Scrabble for a fast-paced game anyone who loves words will appreciate.

30. An "Among Us" composition book you can gift to your gamer buddies to make up for the time you murdered them in cold blood when you were the imposter — this is a shout-out to my husband who BETRAYED ME in front of all of our friends. The nerve, amiright?

31. An old school coin pouch like the one you used to use to carry your lunch money in back in the day — what goes around comes around with fashion, baby.

32. A soap dispensing brush that might just make you want to clean your dishes — it looks kinda fun, doesn't it?


33. A personalized leather case for your AirPods you won't be able to stop yourself from buying — your most beloved gadget deserves a nice lil' outfit, don't you think?

34. A portable elliptical you can use in literally any room of your house — seriously you can sit on your toilet and exercise at the same time. A+ multitasking.


35. A flexible cleaning brush that'll pull all of the hard-to-reach pieces of lint out of your dryer. I truly can't think of anything more satisfying, TBH.

36. A fancy Tuft & Needle dog bed for your beloved fur baby — they're your most loyal companion, you might as well spoil 'em.

37. A conditioning lip oil that'll use the magic of jojoba, camellia, sesame oils, sunflower oils, and vitamin E to transform cracked and peeling lips into a kissable pout. You're welcome.


38. A grout pen to help you restore your tile floor and bathroom walls and leave 'em looking like they were just installed. Feel free to enthusiastically yell "YOU COULD EAT OFF OF THESE FLOORS!" to your roommates after the job is done.

