1. A scratch-off map anyone with a bad case of wanderlust will simply adore because they can mark all their past and future adventures while also adding a conversation piece to their living space.
2. A graphic tee that'll look paw-fect paired with your fave jeans and probably inspire you to make better decisions. Just picture your dog's tail happily wagging in approval.
3. A roll of peel-and-stick floral wallpaper, in case you've been dying to transform your living room into a scene from literally any Wes Anderson film.
4. A remote organizer, perfect for keeping your various remotes, clickers, channel changers (whatever you call it in your house) in check while looking chic.
5. A subscription to GlobeIn that'll deliver handmade and ethically sourced goods from around the world right to your doorstep. Get ready to be the envy of all your friends — you're about to get some super unique items.
6. A cult-favorite mascara in a regal gold tube you'll make excuses to pull out of your bag in public so you can show off its beauty.
7. A Mickey Mouse wall clock you can sync up with your Amazon Echo to get questions answered about news and weather, create a shopping list, and control your favorite music. Talk about Disney magic!
8. An eight-piece set of mini Drunk Elephant products that'll give you a chance to discover which is worth the full-size investment and create a rainbow of color in your medicine cabinet. What could be better?
9. A Tequila Mockingbird cocktails book so you can whip up literary-inspired drinks for your next book club meeting. I'll take one "Are You There, God? It's Me, Margarita," thanks.
10. Slip-on sneakers from Madewell you'll definitely want in your warm weather wardrobe — they're simple, stylish, and fun. What more could you want in a shoe?
11. A bottle of wood polish and conditioner that'll have your antiques, cabinets, and tables gleaming like you just had them delivered for the first time.
12. A rechargeable clip-on book light with three brightness settings so you won't feel pressured to put down your page-turner when your partner wants to turn off the lights and get some shut-eye.
13. A V-neck swing dress with ruffles that'll make you look ~hot~ in a refined Meghan Markle way.
14. A zippered sleeve to keep all of those pesky wires and plugs under control and out of your way.
15. Bachelorette shirts inspired by "Cards Against Humanity" that'll have strangers complimenting you and your squad for the entire day no matter where you've chosen to celebrate the bride-to-be.
16. A pair of blue light-blocking glasses, because if you're on the computer as much as I think you are, you should definitely have a pair of these to help prevent eyestrain.
17. A '90s-inspired Otherland candle that'll remind you of dancing around in your room trying to learn every last word to "Hit Me Baby One More Time."
18. A couple's activity book featuring fun prompts like brainstorming potential matching tattoos and deciding your couples theme song — a must-have for any duo looking to add some lighthearted fun to their day-to-day.
19. A simplehuman trash can you'll probably cry tears of joy over if you hate germs, because now you'll never have to physically touch the garbage can again.
20. A two-pack of teeth-whitening pens with a natural mint flavor that'll leave your mouth smelling fresh while you work on achieving that mega-watt smile worthy of a Hollywood star.
21. A miniature projector you can connect to your computer to host the ultimate movie night at your place.
22. All-natural biodegradable cleaning tablets that'll remove tough stains and odors from your favorite reusable water bottle — no more "does this water taste weird?" moments.
23. A 500-piece Baby Yoda puzzle you can work on while rewatching every episode of The Mandalorian... again.
24. A monogrammed mug with a beautiful floral design from Rifle Paper Co. so you can sip some soothing tea while *spilling the tea* to your roomie about the latest drama unfolding on The Bachelor.
25. A New York Times crossword puzzle book any word nerd would be delighted to own — just don't expect to pay attention to anyone at all for the next week with the exception of asking whoever is available "what's a three-letter word for flightless bird!?"
26. An enamel pin that'll surely bring a smile to your face and anyone who reads it. If you ask me, it's the most relatable style statement out there.
27. A stunning recipe book all about creating the perfect charcuterie and cheese boards (among other delicious things), perfect for anyone who loves to host dinner parties, award show viewings, and the premiere of The Real Housewives of New York.
28. Workout leggings from New Balance made with fabric to help you wick away sweat so nothing will distract you during your next spin class (except for the hot instructor).
29. An ironic garlic chopper inspired by Dracula you can count on to make you both grin and prevent your fingers from smelling like pungent garlic all day. No promises about your breath, though.
30. A bottle of Poo-Pourri that'll make sharing a bathroom *stink* a whole lot less — literally.
31. A subscription to Trade Coffee to ensure you always have coffee in the house so you never wake up and stumble into the kitchen only to fall into a blind rage when you realize there is no caffeine to be had.
32. And a preparedness kit from Judy (you may recognize it from Kim Kardashian's IG stories) that'll help soothe your fears about, well, any unfortunate situation you can think of! You don't have to be a doomsday prepper to appreciate this kit.
My paycheck running away in fear while I fall in love with every item in this post:
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