Are you constantly cleaning? Maybe you — gasp — actually enjoy tidying up and scrubbing away?!
1. A makeup-brush cleaning shampoo, because — shocker — you need to clean those!
2. A pet stain and odor remover, so when your furry friend gets a little too excited that you just got home and decides to pee all over your shoes, it's sort of OK.
3. A microfiber spin mop and bucket that has 4,349 positive reviews on Amazon, which is kinda crazy because it's a MOP.
4. Heavy-duty cleaning wipes, perfect for removing stains like grease, oil, tar, permanent marker, and lipstick, as well as residue left by adhesives and decals.
5. A box of washing machine cleaning tablets that will easily remove any odor-causing residue from inside your machine.
6. A bottle of wood polish and conditioner, to have your antiques, cabinets, and tables shining ~bright like a diamond~.
7. A Drillbrush Power Scrubber that is going to completely change the way you clean your bathroom.
8. OxiClean stain remover, a tried-and-true classic formula you can use to clean your clothes, carpets, and furniture.
9. A squeegee that will prevent water marks from drying on your glass shower door and give you the opportunity to pretend you're a badass window cleaner in a massive skyscraper.
10. A steam mop, aka a germaphobe's dream because it sanitizes floors and removes tough stains at the same time.
11. A ceramic cooktop cleaning kit that will keep your stove looking brand new. Burnt-on grease? I don't know her.
12. A garbage-disposal foaming cleaner to scrub away the stinky grime that builds up on the blades and in the pipes.
13. A water-bottle-cleaning set that includes three brushes to easily get inside those hard-to-clean crevices AND has a 4.8-star rating on Amazon.
14. An eight-pack of Mr. Clean Magic Erasers, so all you have to do is add water then start attacking all the dirty surfaces in your home.
15. A stainless steel cleaner called "Therapy" that will actually become just that for you. You're SO welcome.
16. A jetted-tub cleaner, so you'll never find yourself soaking in filth while trying to catch up on your me-time.
17. A container of mink oil that will condition and waterproof any leather products you own — never worry about your fave handbag or boots getting worn-looking again!
18. A 24-pack of microfiber cleaning cloths, so you'll forever be ready to fight the good fight against dirt and grime.
19. An enzyme-based spot cleaner that will have your clothes looking like you just pulled them off the rack in a store.
20. A Swiffer WetJet, essential for anyone who has wood floors and not a lot of available storage space but doesn't want to live like a slob.
21. A stain remover that clings to rust like your dog clings to you the minute they see you packing a suitcase.
22. A FlexiSnake tool that will remove so much gunk and hair from your drains you could probably make a wig with it (but plz, don't).
23. A handheld vacuum so lightweight you'll be able to clean and dance around your living room to "Thank U, Next" at the same time.
24. A Clorox ToiletWand that you can use then toss away — say SEE YA to that gross toilet brush hiding in the corner of your bathroom.
25. A squeegee-broom contraption with an extendable handle, in case you've ever had the urge to rake the inevitable fallen hair from your carpet.
26. Granite cleaner that will leave your counters feeling smooth as a baby's bottom even after the messiest of meal preps.
27. An investment-worthy cordless vacuum, so you don't have to worry about tripping over a pesky cord while trying to get your damn floors clean.
28. A special cloth that will leave your windows so clean birds will attempt to fly into your house. (Ouch! Be careful, guys!)
29. A cleaning spray made just for your car, so the next time you spill your coffee all over yourself or your kid dumps their soda in between the seats, you'll still be covered.
30. And a robot vacuum, because you deserve to have a product that cleans your home while you binge-watch Tidying Up With Marie Kondo.
You, having a freakin' blast cleaning your home from top to bottom thanks to your new products:
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