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Pam will make SACRIFICES:
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And when you're her progeny, she'd almost start liking you:
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It takes a lot to surprise her:
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You'd learn how to stop people with just a finger (and not even the middle one):
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She'd teach you to control your emotions:
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Unless it's about something that really annoys you:
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She'd give necessary doses of tough love:
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You'd learn to deliver some amazing death stares:
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When it comes to the bar, no one could run it with more fierceness:
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And you'd get lessons on being a witty bouncer:
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With Eric as your grandfather, you'd be born into some serious greatness:
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Priorities would be taught:
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Want to learn how to cry like a beautiful rockstar? Just watch Pam:
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She has over a century's worth of experience in perfecting a wardrobe:
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But don't get too obsessed with it because then she'd give you attitude:
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If you do something truly fantastic, the reward is tongue:
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She's kinda new at hugging, so you'd have something to teach her:
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Messing with her is one of the worst mistakes:
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Because most importantly, she's a protector (though she may roll her eyes about it):
