My dreams are weird. For example:
1. Dog sized hamsters were chasing my family around my house and tried to eat them
2. My sister was dressed like Mary Poppins and then skeletons broke into my house and my sister used her umbrella as a shield
3. I went to subway and there was no salami
4.…
Most artists shade people in their songs, people are just biased against Taylor because she’s better than you at probably anything apart from trolling people on the internet.
Cue Americans going:
“Our food isn’t that gross. This is coming from a country that eats sprinkles on bread everyday of your life”
Can’t you just admit that you’re wrong for once in your yeehaw life?!
Americans be like: “stop making these lists, don’t ‘y’all’ realise that we do things differently?”
Also Americans:” haha why does *blank country* call things differently than we do? How is *blank country* even a place?”
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