AlcoholWeedSingingAngerPassive-aggressionSocial media ventingShoppingVacationAlone time
I'll just have some snacksI'm meeting someone off-campusHalalDig InnFriedman'sSweetgreenI'll make something in my roomChipotlePacked from home
Sharing my love for ColumbiaMeeting interesting peopleAnswering phone callsProjectsTelling people what to doThe moneyHanging out with other studentsThe snacksHonestly, I don't even know why I work here
Go to the beachGo to Broadway showsHang with my familyEat hipster foodWork my other job(s)Political activismSpend my hard-earned moneyGo for a runWild adventures
Social mediaVigilantly watch the phoneI'm never on deskFreecellCut stickersBrowse/online shopSolitaireWork on my projectSing
CarmanJohn JayRugglesMcbainCarleton ArmsQ HouseNussSchapiroFurnald
Hamilton StatueLife Force (The Eye)Bellerophon Taming PegasusThe ThinkerRoareeVan Am MemorialReclining LadyThe ToothMeadmore's Curl
Global CoreScience RequirementMusic HumArt of EngineeringFroSciUniversity WritingCCArt HumLit Hum
UrisNussChipotleCommunityMilanosJoeThai MarketDig InnVine
PeterJimJasonSamMollyKathrynFinnKatrinaNONE. TEAM KIP.
Which VC Employee Are You?
You are the sassmaster of the office - congrats. Good luck at Goldman.
OMG, are you like, in a sorority?? Do you do theatre?? You're from New York? So, like, why did you stay here?
Bless us with your life story please. (Just kidding, we've all already heard it.)
What was that? Sorry, I just, someone's singing show tunes, so I can't hear you.
You're music and pre-med? I don't get it, how does that work? Is the cheer team a varsity sport? So then why do you have an athletics shirt?
Hey Stephanie - wait, never mind, you're working on a project. See you in two months.
Wassup? What's good?
Can I have my seat back please?? Oh, and you're starting at Mudd.
Y'all, I have the CRAZIEST story to tell y'all.