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If You Can Check Off At Least 40 Of These, You Went To An All-Girls Catholic School

May lalaki sa campus? SAAN???!?!?!!?!

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In the Philippines, a predominantly Catholic country, gender-exclusive schools aren't anything new.

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There are just some things you need to do without guys around... you know, like shamelessly screaming "SINO MAY NAPKIN!!!!!" around the hallway.

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    May minimum hair length requirement. Bawal boy cut.
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    White socks.
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    Usually with black shoes.
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    Bawal flashy accessories. Or any at all.
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    There's always that one religious follower of the school handbook.
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    You can fix your bra strap in the middle of the hallway.
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    Your classmates have probably seen you in your bra.
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    Or pwedeng magbihis sa gitna ng classroom.
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    You've shared clothes with your classmates.
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    You may or may not have lost your sando or socks in the classroom.
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    Or your shorts.
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    You probably talked about your body parts without second thought.
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    And your mens cycle.
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    Maybe you know who's getting their period after someone else finishes.
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    You've screamed, "SINO MAY NAPKIN!!!" in the classroom.
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    You've screamed, "SINO MAY NAPKIN!!!" in the hallway.
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    You have given a napkin to someone else.
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    You have given a hair tie to someone else.
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    Have known at least one girl crushing on another in your school.
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    Have known at least one couple from your school.
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    Have had a crush on someone from your school.
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    Have dated someone from your school.
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    Helped hide a relationship in school.
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    Hid a relationship in school.
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    Knew which girls were straight, and which weren't.
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    You know what "fishing" is.
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    Tinulungan mo si bes mag fishing.
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    Tinulungan ka ni bes mag fishing.
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    Have spent too much time prepping in the school bathroom.
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    Or having chismis sessions in the bathroom.
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    Or having chismis sessions in the canteen.
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    There were unspoken table arrangements in the canteen.
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    But no matter where you sat, you were always told to sit properly.
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    Half of the shirts in your closet are PE shirts.
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    Or school shirts.
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    You've witnessed a lot of petty batch wars.
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    Or class wars, even.
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    Most of which were stirred during intrams.
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    But there was nothing worse than the rival all-girls school.
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    That to this day you have some sort of grudge on.
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    Had a crush on a male teacher.
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    Have been excited to see a guy on campus, kahit hindi gwapo.
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    Cheerdance season was also a time of war.
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    You have helped create those surprisingly intricate props.
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    Or taught your classmates to make their voices deeper for cheers.
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    Or nearly broke bones (or actually did) practicing stunts.
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    Cried because you placed first in the competition.
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    Cried because you didn't expect to lose the competition.
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    School fair was always the time for visitors... like GUYS.
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    And still very good-looking alumna.
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    And your friend's cute brother/s.
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    If you had a crush outside of school, you would invite them.
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    If you had a crush in school, you would ask them if they wanted to do anything together.
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    You've witnessed a promposal at a fair.
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    You've promposed/been promposed to at a fair.
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    You've had the same crush as a friend.
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    You've fought over this said crush.
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    You've witnessed fights over crushes.
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    You've gone to school with minimal or no fixing.
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    You've done each other's makeup in class.
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    You've done each other's hair in class.
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    You've written retreat/recollection letters for each other.
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    You've apologized in a retreat/recollection letter.
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    You've confessed your feelings for someone in a retreat/recollection letter.
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    You've told someone to "always pray" or "be good" in a retreat/recollection letter.
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    You've reconciled with a friend during a retreat/recollection.
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    You cried your eyes out during a retreat/recollection.
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    You had to surrender your phone during a retreat/recollection.
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    But brought a spare one anyway.
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    Didn't actually sleep during the retreat/recollection.
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    Stayed up talking all night during the retreat/recollection.
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    You must have had a really tight girl group.
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    Or at least a best friend.
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    Mapagkakamalan pa kayo na magka-on.
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    Sometimes, the most pogi person you know isn't actually a guy.
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    You took extreme pride in your school's varsities.
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    Probably the dance troupe, too.
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    ESPECIALLY the choir.
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    You took the most pride in your notable alumnae.
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    (and hope to one day have your face on a tarpaulin, too.)
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    When your school guards still know you after graduation.
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    When your teachers still know you after graduation.
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    Still knowing the dates of feast days after graduation.
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    The frightening realization that you know almost no one there anymore.
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    Have had to dispel famous all-girls school myths.
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    Like those who assumed everyone was prim and proper.
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    Or that no one knew how to interact with boys.
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    Or that we were all lesbians.
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    Have immediately related to anyone in the outside world who also went to an all girls school.
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    And have been proud of where we came from.
 
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