7. You *definitely* won’t be able to detect trouble this easily.
How DID she know though?
9. Your college library won’t be like the one in “Story of Us.”
Those stacks look too fun, I’m sorry.
11. Dancing “like you’re 22” unfortunately doesn’t make everything all right.
- Donald Trump accused former Miss Universe Alicia Machado of being in a sex tape, calling her "disgusting." He's appeared in a softcore porn.
- The hair vitamins promoted by the Kardashians make "largely inaccurate" nutrient claims, according to lab tests.
- In a newly released video deposition, Trump implied he planned to call Mexicans "rapists" when he announced his presidential run.