15 Girlfriends Who Have Never Censored Themselves And Aren't Gonna Start Now

    "Roses are red / I smell like perfume / I think that you're sexy / When you use the vacuum."

    1. This girlfriend who graciously edited her S.O.'s essay.

    2. This girlfriend who knows her priorities.

    New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT.

    3. This girlfriend who decorated a not-so-subtle birthday cake.

    4. This modern-day Shakespeare.

    5. This girlfriend who's brutally honest about her abilities.

    6. This girlfriend who is not playing around with her holiday prep.

    7. This girlfriend who made no effort to contain her excitement.

    Iโ€™ve just had to witness my girlfriend celebrating as though sheโ€™s won the lottery when I told her thereโ€™s no football on tv for a month. Had to count to ten. Heads gone.

    8. This girlfriend who put her opinion of her boyfriend into edible form.

    9. This girlfriend who shared a little too much.

    Short interrupted convo between my girl and my mum. Mum: Hope you can cook, my son has a big appetite. My girl: I know right, ๐Ÿ˜‚ he be eating my .... Me: ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ

    10. This girlfriend who drew how she felt on the toilet paper roll her S.O. should have thrown away.

    11. This girlfriend who all but tore apart her boyfriend for eating her food.

    I ate ONE piece of @SuperiorAsian's pizza and she had a heart attack... ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‚

    12. This girlfriend who found a way to roast her boyfriend twice every day.

    13. This girlfriend who fired the ultimate shot.

    My girlfriend woke up late and asked me what she missed, I jokingly said "my Dick" she replied, Oh I thought I missed something big https://t.co/fSQI2ViMRZ

    14. This girlfriend who gave her boyfriend a recap of the past night's drunken events.

    15. And finally, this girlfriend who made a very loaded grocery list.