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    Mar 29, 2020

    15 Girlfriends Who Have Never Censored Themselves And Aren't Gonna Start Now

    "Roses are red / I smell like perfume / I think that you're sexy / When you use the vacuum."

    1. This girlfriend who graciously edited her S.O.'s essay.

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    2. This girlfriend who knows her priorities.

    New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT.

    3. This girlfriend who decorated a not-so-subtle birthday cake.

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    4. This modern-day Shakespeare.

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    5. This girlfriend who's brutally honest about her abilities.

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    6. This girlfriend who is not playing around with her holiday prep.

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    7. This girlfriend who made no effort to contain her excitement.

    I’ve just had to witness my girlfriend celebrating as though she’s won the lottery when I told her there’s no football on tv for a month. Had to count to ten. Heads gone.

    8. This girlfriend who put her opinion of her boyfriend into edible form.

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    9. This girlfriend who shared a little too much.

    Short interrupted convo between my girl and my mum. Mum: Hope you can cook, my son has a big appetite. My girl: I know right, 😂 he be eating my .... Me: 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

    10. This girlfriend who drew how she felt on the toilet paper roll her S.O. should have thrown away.

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    11. This girlfriend who all but tore apart her boyfriend for eating her food.

    I ate ONE piece of @SuperiorAsian's pizza and she had a heart attack... 😑😂

    12. This girlfriend who found a way to roast her boyfriend twice every day.

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    13. This girlfriend who fired the ultimate shot.

    My girlfriend woke up late and asked me what she missed, I jokingly said "my Dick" she replied, Oh I thought I missed something big https://t.co/fSQI2ViMRZ

    14. This girlfriend who gave her boyfriend a recap of the past night's drunken events.

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    15. And finally, this girlfriend who made a very loaded grocery list.

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