1. A severed head, or "as close as you're gonna get to being a head in a jar on Futurama".
2. An actual dildo that your girlfriend or widow can actually use.
Conceptual artist Mark Sturkenboom's 21 Grams (named after the supposed weight of a human soul) allows your family to keep 21 grams of your ashes inside a blown-glass dildo. According to Sturkenboom, "She is able to have an intimate night with her sweetheart again." That's nice, right? Nice.
3. A ghost urn, in remembrance of what you looked like when changing the duvet cover.
4. A huggable bear, because just being dead is no reason to miss out on hugs.
5. An hourglass, because you loved that TV show Days of Our Lives so much.
6. A Star Trek urn, with the option to either boldly go or continue your voyage.
7. A martini glass, for if your family wants to be judgy about your drinking even after you're gone.
8. Or a beer bottle, for the same reason.
9. Your very own TARDIS now that you can probably travel in time and space, depending on your beliefs.
10. A wheelbarrow, such as the kind one might use when wheeling a human body from one place to another in a movie.
11. A frog, because someone you thought you loved thinks you were ugly IRL.
12. The Willendorf Venus.
13. A bag, because you were an old one? You always had antibacterial hand gel when people needed it? Who knows.
14. Or you can be turned into a diamond, presumably not via this method:
