Sylvester Stallone Thinks This Is The Sexiest Horse Of 2015

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"This horse," says Sylvester Stallone, "should be named People Magazine's Sexiest Horse Alive for 2015."

And who can argue? Look at this horse.

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But what makes a sexy horse? There are no stock images of sexy horses.

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If you search "sexy horse" you will only be arrested.

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So let's just poll it.

Sylvester Stallone was unavailable to comment on how sexy these horses are because obviously we never asked him.