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<b>Are you just a food dip or spread made from cooked, mashed chickpeas blended with tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, salt and garlic?</b> Let's find out.

Are you just a food dip or spread made from cooked, mashed chickpeas blended with tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, salt and garlic? Let's find out.

How Much Of You Is Actually Hummus?

VERY IMPORTANT.

You are just a food dip or spread made from cooked, mashed chickpeas blended with tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, salt and garlic. It's amazing you managed to complete this quiz without short-circuiting the computer. Invest in screen wipes.

You are 100% this bleak pot of hummus

If hummus did not exist you would be a husk of a human, propped up only by your dead skin shell in human form. If a political party based their entire manifesto around hummus you would not only back them but bankrupt yourself through repeated donations and even willingly flyer your neighbourhood in the rain while Game of Thrones is on. All the flyers would be gammed up with hummus and you would trend on Twitter for half an hour for ruining everyone's mail slots. You're the fucking greatest. Vote hummus.

You are blatantly 100% hummus

You are basically a bog monster but instead of bog you're Organic Hummus from Whole Foods that costs about a fiver for a small tub. When you open your mouth to speak chickpeas fall out.

You are scientifically 100% hummus

You bleed tahini and lemon juice and your eyeballs are just oversized chickpeas staring out from a round beige face. You are propped up by a carrot baton. It's mathematically impossible to be more hummus than you. Run for president, you have our vote.

You are 100% hummus, no lie

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