New Zealand is on the hunt for a new flag. The government has asked the public to get involved and on Monday released the top 40 designs submitted by New Zealanders.
John Oliver has already had some ~ideas~ about the government's proposed flags — and has also come up with some of his own.
But even he wasn't prepared for the BREATHTAKING MAJESTY of some of the designs that have been submitted — and, sadly, rejected by the government. Well over 10,000 entries in total were submitted. Like this one, titled "Four Seasons, One Country."
Here are some of the best of the flags that, in a better universe, would be flying proudly over Wellington. Spoiler: Most of them involve kiwis.
This flag combines the majesty of the British lion with the grace of the New Zealand kiwi bird, with a splash of Maori culture thrown in to really tie the whole thing together.
The obsession with the national bird has produced the rarest of flags.
The annual Kiwi Pride Parade is a big hit in Wellington, from what I hear.
This is the most badass kiwi in the history of ever. If any New Zealand sports teams are looking for a new logo, they have found it.
PEW PEW PEW!
Amazingly enough, some submissions actually had nothing to do with the kiwi. Instead, some focused on the fact that all of Peter Jackson's films based on J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings series were filmed in New Zealand.
“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.”
Nice try, but that is not a native tree, as the creator suggests. That is the White Tree of Gondor. Nerd.
It's hard to be certain, but this one — called "Future Alliance" — appears to be some sort of subtle geopolitical commentary.
We are hoping very, very strongly that this proposed flag for a New British Empire was a joke. Because the comment left by its designer is insanely scary otherwise.
Vexillology is the study of flags. And some student of the craft would be able to write a PhD dissertation about this design, I'm sure.
Same with this one, which is literally titled "Deranged cat raking its garden." It is so outside of the box that it's hard to see how it didn't win or at least make the long list.
This is a peaceful whale. What more could you possibly want in a flag, Prime Minister Key? WHAT, I ASK?!
"Sun, beach, cricket, ice cream = perfect day." With the addition of the knitting sheep with six legs, we completely agree.
This one, while simple, is actually kind of sweet once you hear the idea behind the design.
But really, this Maori-inspired flag is kind of fantastic and people should call up the government to have them reconsider this one.
"Four Seasons, One Country"The Flying KiwiThe Rarest of FlagsKiwi PrideThe Hobbit HoleThe White Tree of Gondor"Deranged Cat"Peace WhaleHeart of GoldMaori-InspiredThese are all terrible. Please stop.
New Zealand Is Crowdsourcing Its New Flag And The Rejected Designs Are Amazing
vote votes"Four Seasons, One Country"
vote votesThe Flying Kiwi
vote votesThe Rarest of Flags
vote votesKiwi Pride
vote votesThe Hobbit Hole
vote votesThe White Tree of Gondor
vote votes"Deranged Cat"
vote votesPeace Whale
vote votesHeart of Gold
vote votesThese are all terrible. Please stop.
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