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A Whole Bunch Of Ravers Were Just Spared Having To Roll On Trump's Head

Because when you think, I feel love for the universe and everyone in this warehouse, you of course think, Donald Trump.

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Despite his idiosyncratic speech patterns and general being, President Donald Trump is a known teetotaler.

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In an interview with Fox News after the election, Trump said he'd never had a drink, thanks to his brother's alcoholism. "If you don't start you're never going have a problem. If you do start you might have a problem. And it's a tough problem to stop," the then–president-elect said. He also said he'd instilled a disgust for drugs, cigarettes, and booze in his own kids.

So the irony is ~pretty rife~ that on Monday, German police released pictures of a haul of drugs they'd seized bearing the US commander in chief's likeness.

According to a Facebook post from the Onsabrück Police, a car heading for Hanover with Austrian registration was pulled over on the highway. When the car was searched, jackpot: orange gold.


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