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Which Vampire From "What We Do In The Shadows" Are You?

Don't lie about transforming into shit.

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Hattie Soykan
Hattie Soykan
BuzzFeed Staff

  1. <span style="font-weight: normal;">Approximately how old are you?</span>
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    8000 – and the bags under my eyes can attest to that
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    almost 900 – &nbsp;but i look 16
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    379
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    super young – like 183, and still in my rebellious phase
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    28 – but i'm gonna live forever
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    in my 30s

  2. <span style="font-weight: normal;">Choose a bed</span>
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  3. <span style="font-weight: normal;">What's your favourite thing about stu?</span>
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    he's a virgin
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    he's a murderer
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    he gets technology
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    he has warm, human hands
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    he's a vegetarian
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    he has big, red cheeks

  4. <span style="font-weight: normal;">Choose an enemy</span>
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    The beast
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    The beast
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    Nuns
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    Nuns
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    <i>Twilight</i>
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    Twilight
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    Vampire hunters
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    Vampire hunters
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    Werewolves
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    Werewolves
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    Humans
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    Humans
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  5. <span style="font-weight: normal;">What's your best trait as a flatmate?</span>
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    i always recycle
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    i do the dishes once every 5 years or so
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    i bring over human guests
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    i'm just a fun, sociable guy
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    i offer fashion advice, because we don't have reflections
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    i mostly just keep to myself

  6. <span style="font-weight: normal;">Choose a hobby</span>
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    Knitting
    Knitting
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    Hooking up
    Hooking up
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    Flying
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    Scrapbooking
    Scrapbooking
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    Partying
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    Software development
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    Software development
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  7. <span style="font-weight: normal;">Choose a vital part of your ~vampire~ look</span>
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    blouses
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    a unique jacket
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    fangs
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    a good head of hair
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    a menacing expression
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    i actually prefer a pre-dead aesthetic

  8. <span style="font-weight: normal;">Which food do you miss the most?</span>
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    Chips
    Chips
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    Salad
    Salad
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    Chocolate
    Chocolate
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    Burgers
    Burgers
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    Spaghetti
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    Spaghetti
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    I don't miss any food
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    I don't miss any food
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  9. <span style="font-weight: normal;">How are you most likely to die?</span>
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    killed by a vampire hunter after giving him my email
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    disemboweled by werewolves
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    accidentally falling asleep with the curtains open
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    hereditary heart disease
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