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We Know The Exact Date You'll Be Abducted By Aliens

That's so soon! You should probably start preparing.

August 25th 2017

You were abducted in May of 2002. Don't you remember?

You've already been abducted by aliens!

One beautiful spring day you will ascend into the skies. It could be in your sleep or could be when you're sat at your desk at work, complaining about how Tuesdays are the worst.

April 16th 2018

The ultimate Christmas gift! If you were hoping they'd rescue you soon, you still have a while to go but hey, now you have more time to accomplish worldly things.

December 25th 2050

Sorry, but the aliens just don't care about you. You probably don't _really_ believe so it's no real loss to you.

Never!

Just in time to miss a potential apocalypse! The aliens really have your back.

November 3rd 2020

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We Know The Exact Date You'll Be Abducted By Aliens

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