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Dec 11, 2017

50 Tweets That Made Women Piss Themselves With Laughter In 2017

Just saw a 10 year old girl wearing a shirt with sparkles that said "doing my best" fucking same bitch, where'd you get that?

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BOYS! get ur eyebrows threaded !! not only will it improve ur looks by 600% but also hurts like a bitch and u all suck and deserve to suffer

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I do feel bad for men with all the witch hunt stuff going on. Imagine being unsure if you could trust members of th… https://t.co/uHvrT2Cwl5

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as the daughter of 8 fathers, i, too, feminism

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the Venn diagram of dudes lining up for Szechuan sauce and dudes who make fun of girls lining up for Unicorn frappuccinos is a circle

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Ladies bear with me I haven't slept enough this week but if we hide all the guns in our vaginas, Congress will HAVE to regulate them!!!

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Call me old-fashioned, but I want a man who will protect me like I'm the reputation of a guy he's never met

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every time I find something in forever 21

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“Did you cum?” Yeah out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine

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"men don't find it attractive when yo-" wOW for a second there I almost thought women lived just to please men haha almost scared me there

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*at my funeral* Friend crying over my casket: look they're burying her in her favorite dress Me, still dead: it haaasss pockets

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This is what happens when men have creative control. A butt crack on top of another butt crack.

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It's Mary Shelley's birthday? To celebrate, invent a new genre of fiction at a house party to avoid the attentions of a dude who's trash.

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Hunger Games Synopsis Katniss: I'm in over my head, the govt wants me dead, I'm scared Both Male Leads: Ok but do you LIKE like me

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Misogynists: my dick does whatever it wants Male feminists: it just makes me so sad that my dick does whatever it wants

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When a man tells me he's looking for a 'real woman' I scurry away because I'm actually three owls in a raincoat AND HE MUSTN'T FIND OUT.

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I just got a man kicked out of the bar for slapping my ass. I have never seen a man so appalled and confused for se… https://t.co/cXb9KTfStG

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“i’m not like other men.”

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Women: This man is bad Men: You’re overreacting Women: Here’s proof Men: Why didn’t you tell us earlier, this is your fault

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I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to not whip his dick out especially in work contexts I mean,… https://t.co/evNuyGATr3

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when people complain about being in the "friendzone" this is what they actually mean

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"So You Were Trying to Be Polite But Now He Wants to Wear Your Skin As Pajamas: A Woman's Guide to the Internet"

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I'm just a girl, standing in front of a straight, white boy, telling him I know more about the subject than him because it's my actual job.

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Carrie Fisher continuing to scorch sexual predators from beyond the grave is my 2017 Mood 🖕🏻

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of all the times I've broken a nail in my life 95% of them have been from trying to open a pistachio

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it's so weird how girls just know....idk how we know?? shit, half the time we don't even know what we know, but like we know

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do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else

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I wish there were a specific ring you could wear that meant "I'm not married but I don't want men to talk to me"

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me after getting over a guy i never even dated

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literally just saw a 10 year old girl wearing a shirt with sparkles that said "doing my best" fucking same bitch where'd you get that

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I hate book descriptions like 'she wore her hair gathered at the nape of her neck' like that's a pony tail my dude

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Focus group. This could have been avoided with 1 focus group (of women).

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*Woman carries heavy pile through office* Man: Can I take anything off your hands? Woman: My lapto- *Man swipes list of ideas off top, runs*

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I’m walking down the street and this dude behind me shouted “Hey girl!” I turned around and he was like, “Oh my gos… https://t.co/wtZ7JT9rhC

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guy: I'm 6'4", homeless, I don't have a car, I'm unemployed, and I've been arrested 6 times me: ....did you say..6… https://t.co/0V7fZNVKGD

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14 men just got in my mentions trying to teach my ass how to open a damn jar. DO THEY REALLY THINK WE NEED HELP WIT… https://t.co/jW9OjliDmc

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"I wouldn't consider myself a feminist but I do believe that we all [insert the exact definition of feminism here]"

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Do men like being kicked in the sack? Women in new survey given after being shown this headline say yes.

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How does the little mermaid decide which creatures are her friends and which ones are her bra

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My boyfriend and I broke up a few days after prom, so I decided to "edit" the photos a little @VancityReynolds

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men: you wear so much makeup because you're insecure me, an intellectual:

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for those of you mad about a female-only showing of "Wonder Woman," remember that for 100s of years you got male-only showings of "voting"

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Delaying the health care vote today to try to figure out what a woman is.

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Woman: The bees are dying. random male: I don't know what kind of men YOU hang out with but I'M not killing bees.

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