19 Times The Internet Summed Up How Not To Flirt
"*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town?"
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HOT GIRL AT WORK: I saw Death Of A Salesman last night & I really loved it ME: [trying to impress her] I've murdered 7 pizza delivery guys
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When you can't really tell if someone is into you or not
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[Stares deeply into date's eyes before going to the bathroom] "I've counted these fries."
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[first date] me: So, do you like street magic? her: Not really me: [releases 7 doves under table] Haha yeah me either
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She said no!!!
