3.
HOT GIRL AT WORK: I saw Death Of A Salesman last night & I really loved it ME: [trying to impress her] I've murdered 7 pizza delivery guys
6.
When you can't really tell if someone is into you or not
9.
[Stares deeply into date's eyes before going to the bathroom] "I've counted these fries."
12.
[first date] me: So, do you like street magic? her: Not really me: [releases 7 doves under table] Haha yeah me either
17.
She said no!!!