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23 Things You'll Get If You Just Lowkey Live For Drama

"I swear I'm not dramatic."

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1. You constantly talk about how low-maintenance you are and how much you dislike drama.

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2. But you light up at the mere prospect of it.

3. Being on top of all the latest drama is like a constant supply of energy and sustenance.

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4. But if someone tries to involve you, you have to pretend you don't know what's going on.

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You just want to peacefully watch from the sidelines.

5. You have serious FOMO when you realise something's gone on while you were away.

6. And you have a sliiiight tendency to overreact.

And a calm friend is always at arm's length to hold you up.
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And a calm friend is always at arm's length to hold you up.

7. You often make something out of nothing, out of sheer boredom.

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Even if someone just told you something mundane, like how hungry they are.

8. But you hate when you're actually at the centre of the action.

All of a sudden it feels like a personal attack from karma herself.
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All of a sudden it feels like a personal attack from karma herself.

9. You’ll take out your earphones on public transport if people nearby are sharing juicy gossip.

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10. And privately contribute advice in your head.

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"He's no good for you."

11. You know that the bathroom is where the real shit goes down.

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And it's the best place to randomly pick up gossip that doesn't involve you in any way whatsoever.

12. These are the most used emojis on your phone.

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Because you do serious spy work.

13. The biggest honour of all is when people come to you with their secrets.

14. And you guard that shit with your life because you earned that trust.

Plus, it's ruined once it's public knowledge.
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Plus, it's ruined once it's public knowledge.

15. You don't really subtweet much, but you're the first to chase down any drama on social media.

16. And all the TV you watch is probably dramatic AF.

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You don't care how overboard they go, you're personally invested.

17. You might not care about celebrities, but when there's beef you're the first to get involved.

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18. Your friends probably live for drama too.

19. And you're never more popular than you are when you were there for something big.

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Suddenly you have something everyone else wants: the gift of knowledge.

20. Even though you have the best intentions, you're terrible at being a buffer.

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21. You don’t want anyone to get hurt, you just want the drama.

We all do.

22. Sometimes it's all just too much and you need a break.

And you vow you're going to mind your own business.
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And you vow you're going to mind your own business.

23. But curiosity eventually gets the better of you.

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Because drama is vital for your wellbeing.