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    27 Of The Funniest "SpongeBob SquarePants" Lines Ever

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    1. When SpongeBob finally learned the truth about his neighbour:

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    2. When Patrick enlightened SpongeBob with this grammar lesson:

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    3. When Spongebob encountered a language barrier:

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    4. When he was concerned about the public effect of his appearance:

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    5. When he got the endearing approval he sought:

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    6. When Patrick came up with the best way to deal with your worries:

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    7. When Spongebob played this legendary April Fools' prank:

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    8. When SpongeBob succumbed to peer pressure:

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    9. When he really didn't want to participate:

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    10. When Bikini Bottom residents kept slandering Squidward's last name:

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    11. When Patrick asked the most brutal questions in history:

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    12. When SpongeBob and Patrick went alien hunting and stumbled upon this:

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    13. When Squidward's patience for a gruelling job was admirable:

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    14. When SpongeBob stuck up for his friend Squidward:

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    15. When SpongeBob shared the inner workings of his artistic process:

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    16. When Patrick wanted to get a couple things clear:

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    17. When Patrick broke the devastating news to SpongeBob:

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    18. When living underwater had to abide the laws of science, occasionally:

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    19. When the only place he could get served was Weenie Hut Jr:

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    20. When he was well-versed in planetary law:

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    21. When he discovered that everything is cooler if it happens at night:

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    22. When SpongeBob clarified why Squidward was sitting there:

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    23. When the pair had to be sly and speedy:

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    24. When Patrick's anatomy was called into question:

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    25. When SpongeBob's mind was intricately complex:

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    26. When SpongeBob preached the truth about striped sweaters:

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    27. And when Bikini Bottom was destroyed forever:

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