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This carrot looks.. as if it wants to be an astronaut so badly
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Another juggler gives up on his dreams...
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A DOG SHOULD BE ABLE TO PURSUE WHATEVER CAREER IT DAMN WELL WANTS.
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Good morning. Another day, another 5ft squirrel trying to break into my car.
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My mom just sent me this of my dad
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she took the midnight train going anywhere
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Thanks for the clarification, Dad.
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Me after taking one Duolingo French session
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my sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because "first impressions mat… https://t.co/zWzJZPrWBs
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Felt cute in this pic might delete soon tho
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For all who might require it, I offer what is perhaps the finest artistic masterpiece yet known to humanity.
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Thank you Amazon.
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Oh my gosh we really don’t deserve my mom. All she wanted to do was spell out love in our family pictures. She had… https://t.co/o1nW6jD25q
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"Tell your kids to stop kicking my seat.."
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Why does this baby look more like Ed Sheeran than Ed Sheeran does?
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When your straight friend Jean makes a funny joke
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so disappointed after seeing this photo & realizing that's a third llama in the back & not the arm of the right lla… https://t.co/PxPsAZJ5My
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WHO CARES IF I FAILED SCIENCE I FOUND TWO BARRELS FULL OF FIDGET SPINNERS 😤😤😤🙌
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i ran outta sandwhich bags smh the struggle is real
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My hedgehog had babies last night & they are about the cutest lil nutsacks I've ever seen 💗
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MANNN THIS IS WHY I CANT GET OFF THE INTERNET TO DO MY HOMEWORK 😂😂💀
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Asked me mum if she could bring my charger down stairs, she replied "shout the dog"
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See you in court Palmer Paint Products
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Really inspired by these cobras going back to school and finishing their degrees.
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When will my husband return from pollinating...
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Delivery guy: Could I use your toilet? Me: Yes sure it's the door under the stairs. Delivery guy: Which one? Me: Er… https://t.co/GOtRgbkxsd
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How much garlic recipes call for vs how much I use
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I asked for popcorn chicken at a restaurant in Spain and this is what I got !!
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One of the fifth-graders I work with made this in his science class. It wasn't even for a grade.
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Riley, you're a genius.
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My uncle went to Japan and a man liked him so much he made him out of sushi
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Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he's not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room
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so i got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door
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WHAT IF YOU GOT THIS FOR UR MAN WITHOUT LOOKING INSIDE FIRST
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My favourite part of this is the caption saying the President (left)
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Naughty penguin of the month
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Then put the flour in a bowl
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the guy next to us on this flight straight up brought a plain dodecahedron as his personal item
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"I'd like you to paint me a cat." "A what?" "A cat. You do know what a cat is, right? You've seen a cat?" "Uh, yeah… https://t.co/RiTvmjM0Uy
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when he asks for a pic of you in your bra
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"What should I write on this sign for avocados?" "Just make something up."
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My brother passed me a note in the middle of dinner
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Hannah is single for a reason
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Presumably good at helping people stay alive.
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“SANDRA CAN YOU OPEN THIS FUCKING THING BIT OF A SITUATION HERE”
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it’s a-me,
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Hey it's your uber driver am outside
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Not really how I imagined the second coming
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not sure what I'm supposed to do with this information
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is this how shredded cheese is made
