1. This driver with the shadiest, intricately crafted license plate:
This guy is a fucking genius
2. This flier who knows what she wants and knows how to get it:
No sign has ever encapsulated my life more than the one this woman is wearing
3. This evil mastermind whose enemies should watch their backs:
I turn hotdog water into ice cubes for guests that I don't like
4. This deep thinker who uncovered a potential societal secret:
If my calculations are correct, biscuits and Triscuits hint towards a mysterious third food called "monoscuits."
5. This guy who found the perfect way to slide into DMs:
fellas take notes this is how you properly slide into dms
6. This kid who is destined for success in business:
Today this little 3yr old tried to pay for her family’s dinner with a Barbie credit card. I took the card and made her a little check out to make it seem like she did and she tipped me 3$😭 https://t.co/jkDOk8ZT7i
7. This guy whose profile is a work of art:
We're all living in 2017 while this man is living in 3017
8. This innovative moviegoer with a penchant for cheap snacks:
Found a brand new way to get your snacks into a movie
9. This AirDrop idea to scare pupils into concentrating in class:
I snuck out my phone during lecture and immediately received this ... cue the x files theme
10. This mother who isn't a fan of sharing:
Ma maw knows a hate shreddies, n she's been hidin the scran in here for fkn ages wit a snake
11. This guy’s smart way of dealing with Netflix suggestions:
How I significantly improved my Netflix
12. This guy who is either a genius, really lazy, or both:
FaceTiming the water so it doesn’t boil over while I’m watching tv in the other room.
13. This makeup addict who can think outside the box:
you gotta do what you gotta do 😹
14. This teacher who is always watching:
My teacher left the room during a test so we all started sharing answers. Then I look up and she was staring right at me 😳👩🏽🏫😩 https://t.co/yPMpgazbMv
15. This public servant offering up a taste of the sweet life:
Is this what private schools are like?
16. This chicken nugget fan who really didn't want to do the dishes:
I dead ass didn't wanna wash a plate💀
17. And this intellectual who will never have to experience pain again:
Next time I step on Lego, I will simply get taller. I'm a bloody genius.