Had a staring contest with your catAsked your cat a question and expected an answer backAnd been visibly offended when you got no responseHad a conversation with your cat and felt like they ~understood~And meowed back at your cat when they meow at youTalked to your cat in a weird voice that would be embarrassing in any other situationCalled your cat by a weird name that isn’t their given name like “mrs floofygoofball”And referred to them as just “cat” when they’ve done something naughtyTapped your feet to get them to pounce on them even though it really hurtsSaid “bless you” when your cat has sneezedSpent ages waiting at the door so your cat could make a decision about coming in or going outTried to get people to look at your cat doing funny things even though no one really caresSaid "hi" and "bye" every time your cat has strolled past youAnd raced your cat up and down the stairsTried to use your cat as a pillow but given up because you don’t want to squish themLet your cat take up more space than you on the bedAnd tried to guess what they were dreaming aboutFed your cat human food because it’s adorable to watch them eat itAnd googled whether it's okay for them to eat something weird like olives or toastHeld up your cat to the mirror and told them to look at how cute they arePlayed cat noises on your phone and watched while your cat tried to find the missing culpritFilled your camera roll with cat pictures that all look practically identicalTried to take selfies with your cat even though they aren’t interested at allAnd attempted to get Snapchat to recognise your cat’s face so you can put filters on themFelt proud and honoured when your cat deemed your lap worthy of sleeping onSat in a really uncomfortable position but refused to move because your cat was sat on youDesperately held your pee because you didn't want the cute bonding to endAnd felt unreasonably betrayed when your cat sat on someone who isn't youTried to hold your cat’s paw even though you know they hate itHeld your cat’s paw while they were sleeping and considered it friendshipInterrupted your cat’s sleeping to give them attention they definitely don’t wantCried with your cat when you’re sad and felt like they were being genuinely sympatheticStroked your cat backwards so all their fur points in the wrong directionForced your cat to cuddle even though they’re clearly not into itPut up with watching TV while your cat sits directly in front of the screenShowed people pictures of your cat as if they are your childSeen other people’s cats and been jealous because you kinda want to steal themBut also thought deep down that your cat is superior to all other cats
Only A Weird Cat Owner Has Done 31/38 Of These Things
You're not so weird with your cat, you have a kinda chill relationship based on mutual respect. That's perfectly healthy.
You're definitely a weird cat owner. You talk to your cat more than anyone else and you've probably told them they're a great listener. Your cat thinks you're kind of a dork but don't worry, they love you too.