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Only A Weird Cat Owner Has Done 31/38 Of These Things

Have you ever held your cat up to the mirror and said "look how cute you are"?

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    Had a staring contest with your cat
    Asked your cat a question and expected an answer back
    And been visibly offended when you got no response
    Had a conversation with your cat and felt like they ~understood~
    And meowed back at your cat when they meow at you
    Talked to your cat in a weird voice that would be embarrassing in any other situation
    Called your cat by a weird name that isn’t their given name like “mrs floofygoofball”
    And referred to them as just “cat” when they’ve done something naughty
    Tapped your feet to get them to pounce on them even though it really hurts
    Said “bless you” when your cat has sneezed
    Spent ages waiting at the door so your cat could make a decision about coming in or going out
    Tried to get people to look at your cat doing funny things even though no one really cares
    Said "hi" and "bye" every time your cat has strolled past you
    And raced your cat up and down the stairs
    Tried to use your cat as a pillow but given up because you don’t want to squish them
    Let your cat take up more space than you on the bed
    And tried to guess what they were dreaming about
    Fed your cat human food because it’s adorable to watch them eat it
    And googled whether it's okay for them to eat something weird like olives or toast
    Held up your cat to the mirror and told them to look at how cute they are
    Played cat noises on your phone and watched while your cat tried to find the missing culprit
    Filled your camera roll with cat pictures that all look practically identical
    Tried to take selfies with your cat even though they aren’t interested at all
    And attempted to get Snapchat to recognise your cat’s face so you can put filters on them
    Felt proud and honoured when your cat deemed your lap worthy of sleeping on
    Sat in a really uncomfortable position but refused to move because your cat was sat on you
    Desperately held your pee because you didn't want the cute bonding to end
    And felt unreasonably betrayed when your cat sat on someone who isn't you
    Tried to hold your cat’s paw even though you know they hate it
    Held your cat’s paw while they were sleeping and considered it friendship
    Interrupted your cat’s sleeping to give them attention they definitely don’t want
    Cried with your cat when you’re sad and felt like they were being genuinely sympathetic
    Stroked your cat backwards so all their fur points in the wrong direction
    Forced your cat to cuddle even though they’re clearly not into it
    Put up with watching TV while your cat sits directly in front of the screen
    Showed people pictures of your cat as if they are your child
    Seen other people’s cats and been jealous because you kinda want to steal them
    But also thought deep down that your cat is superior to all other cats

Only A Weird Cat Owner Has Done 31/38 Of These Things

You're not so weird with your cat, you have a kinda chill relationship based on mutual respect. That's perfectly healthy.

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You're definitely a weird cat owner. You talk to your cat more than anyone else and you've probably told them they're a great listener. Your cat thinks you're kind of a dork but don't worry, they love you too.

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