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If None Of These Astrology Jokes Make You Laugh You're Probably A Scorpio

*is out with Gemini friend* table for three please

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when he says he doesn't believe in astrology but you already knew he would say that because his Mercury is in Capri… https://t.co/Ou5c3hO7jt

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*is out with gemini friend* table for 3 please

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me: horoscopes are bullshit i don't believe any of it tweet: "thread of what ice cream flavor matches your sign"… https://t.co/DQkpXgJiZX

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me: i hate astrology horoscope: youre beautiful me:

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Me: horoscopes are a bunch of nonsense Horoscope: you're lonely and tired Me:

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Jesus not a Capricorn foh lmao name a Capricorn who would die for you ? I'll wait

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me bashing everyone's zodiac signs vs when ppl bash mine

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me: what's your star sign person: lmao that shit is so stupid how can u belie- me: -I SAID WHAT'S YOUR STAR SIGN

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