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Horoscope: you're alive right now Me:
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when he says he doesn't believe in astrology but you already knew he would say that because his Mercury is in Capri… https://t.co/Ou5c3hO7jt
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*is out with gemini friend* table for 3 please
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me: horoscopes are bullshit i don't believe any of it tweet: "thread of what ice cream flavor matches your sign"… https://t.co/DQkpXgJiZX
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me: i hate astrology horoscope: youre beautiful me:
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Nickelodeon / Hattie Soykan / BuzzFeed
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Me: horoscopes are a bunch of nonsense Horoscope: you're lonely and tired Me:
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Jesus not a Capricorn foh lmao name a Capricorn who would die for you ? I'll wait
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me bashing everyone's zodiac signs vs when ppl bash mine
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me: what's your star sign person: lmao that shit is so stupid how can u belie- me: -I SAID WHAT'S YOUR STAR SIGN
