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    Posted on Jul 12, 2017

    If None Of These Astrology Jokes Make You Laugh You're Probably A Scorpio

    *is out with Gemini friend* table for three please

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    when he says he doesn't believe in astrology but you already knew he would say that because his Mercury is in Capri… https://t.co/Ou5c3hO7jt

    Twitter: @thegoldenchurro

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    *is out with gemini friend* table for 3 please

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    me: horoscopes are bullshit i don't believe any of it tweet: "thread of what ice cream flavor matches your sign"… https://t.co/DQkpXgJiZX

    Twitter: @FreddyAmazin

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    me: i hate astrology horoscope: youre beautiful me:

    Twitter: @bykimtae

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    Nickelodeon / Hattie Soykan / BuzzFeed

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    Me: horoscopes are a bunch of nonsense Horoscope: you're lonely and tired Me:

    Twitter: @hanxine

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    alt-j.tumblr.com

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    Jesus not a Capricorn foh lmao name a Capricorn who would die for you ? I'll wait

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    dialupmodem.tumblr.com

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    me bashing everyone's zodiac signs vs when ppl bash mine

    Twitter: @godlykuthy

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    me: what's your star sign person: lmao that shit is so stupid how can u belie- me: -I SAID WHAT'S YOUR STAR SIGN

    Twitter: @_KIBIRITI

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