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If None Of These Astrology Jokes Make You Laugh You're Probably A Scorpio

*is out with Gemini friend* table for three please

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when he says he doesn't believe in astrology but you already knew he would say that because his Mercury is in Capri… https://t.co/Ou5c3hO7jt

Twitter: @thegoldenchurro

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*is out with gemini friend* table for 3 please

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me: horoscopes are bullshit i don't believe any of it tweet: "thread of what ice cream flavor matches your sign"… https://t.co/DQkpXgJiZX

Twitter: @FreddyAmazin

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me: i hate astrology horoscope: youre beautiful me:

Twitter: @bykimtae

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Nickelodeon / Hattie Soykan / BuzzFeed

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Me: horoscopes are a bunch of nonsense Horoscope: you're lonely and tired Me:

Twitter: @hanxine

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alt-j.tumblr.com

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Jesus not a Capricorn foh lmao name a Capricorn who would die for you ? I'll wait

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dialupmodem.tumblr.com

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me bashing everyone's zodiac signs vs when ppl bash mine

Twitter: @godlykuthy

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me: what's your star sign person: lmao that shit is so stupid how can u belie- me: -I SAID WHAT'S YOUR STAR SIGN

Twitter: @_KIBIRITI