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    Updated on Jun 24, 2019. Posted on Jun 22, 2017

    If None Of These Make You Cry Or Laugh Or Both, You're Not A Millennial

    Unless you own a house already.

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    There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.

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    If I had a dollar for every time a BabyBoomer complained about my generation, I'd have enough money to buy a house in the market they ruined

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    Millennials Can't Afford Homes Because They Are Greedily Using Both Kidneys

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    "kids these days have it too easy" said the generation that could buy a house on a wage from unskilled work at age 21

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    *At the shops* Idiot millenial: "duhhh can I have a million dollars of avocado" Me (smiling wisely): "One house please".

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    #HowToConfuseAMillennial Destroy the housing market Replace grad jobs with unpaid internships Tell them to buy a house

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    Maybe if millennials spent less on brunch and more on particle physics research they could travel to 1974 and afford a house. Just a thought

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    My generation loves brunch because it's two hours of distraction from the fact we'll never own real estate.

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    Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London.

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