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21 Hilarious Drunk People I Want To Be Friends With

Absolute icons.

1. This guy who couldn't find his girlfriend:

if anyone wants to know how drunk my boyfriend was last night

2. This entrepreneur who successfully improvised his way home:

Couldn’t get a taxi home last neet so I went in kebab shop and ordered a delivery to my address and got in with delivery driver, im a genius

3. These drunken geniuses who were definitely onto something:

got so drunk last night we started labeling things in our airbnb and woke up to this

4. This public display of affection:

My man just FaceTimed me drunk as hell eating a slice of pizza while walking down the street and he goes YOU WANNA KNOW HOW PERFECT YOU ARE? LOOK AT THIS PIZZA... FOR YOU, I’LL DROP THIS PIZZA. IT’S GONE! and just threw the damn pizza into the street

5. This person who moonlights as a talented drunken photographer:

Passed out fully clothed last night for the first time but somehow also managed to upload a full photoset from my local kebab place which I don't remember either doing or taking in the first place

6. These revolutionary girls:

There’s three hungover girls on the table next to me, dissecting last night. From what I can gather, they have a communal PAYG phone whose number they give to creeps, and then laugh at all the thirsty messages later. I wish I had the authority to award them the Nobel prize.

7. This guy with a drunken knack for kindness:

8. These dudes being bros:

there are two drunk men outside my window and all they're saying is "NO, you're MY best friend in the whole world" back and forth

9. This girl who overestimated her athletic prowess:

Last night my friend got drunk and hit the splits to Rake it Up... today she ended up at the ER on crutches

10. This girl caught in a hopeless exchange:

11. These friends worth keeping around:

just heard a drunk girl outside my house scream “I’m going to Jeff’s!” and like three friends simultaneously said “you are not going to Jeff’s” and honestly that’s the most relatable shit of all time

12. This student just trying to get through college:

girl who hurt you before class started

13. This guy who was his best self while pretending to be a dentist:

"Drunk mind speaks sober thoughts" a went aboot an entire night tellin cunts a was an apprentice dentist

14. This guy whose two personas clashed:

15. This optimistic drunk who wanted to uplift his future sober self:

Do you ever get so drunk you just print out motivational words and hang them up on the wall. Apparently I did

16. This group of ladies enjoying their holiday while making new friends:

My grandma is in Mexico taking shots with random girls on the beach and posting pics of it with captions like they're bff's..

17. This person who suffered the consequences of their delusion:

When you're drunk but need to set an alarm in the morning 😂😂😂😂🍻🍻🍻🍻

18. These drunken friends who stopped for an impromptu photoshoot, courtesy of a stranger:

So we were just being drunk and disorderly, minding our bald headed business and a lovely photographer was like ‘oooo can I take some pics of you’ and I kinda love them.

19. This guy who outsmarted a bot:

apparently i tried to log in to my online banking when i was drunk

20. This sneaky photoshop whiz:

Just found this pic from when I was out fucked n I told my mum I was at home in bed n I sent her this

21. And this absolute genius:

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