Food·Posted on 8 May 201821 Tweets About Food That Are Never Not Funny"We should pregame food with more food!!"by Hattie SoykanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. A. Cole @A5HLINNIC0LE *accidentally eats fruit seed* Friend: Omg you know it’s gonna grow in your stomach??????? 7 yr old me: 05:44 PM - 19 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom *at a restaurant with a baby* separate checks please 06:40 PM - 30 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Simply TC @BienSur_JeTaime How much spinach I start cooking vs how much I end up with. 12:32 AM - 05 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Lei ❌ @gleivytrain me @ $2 sandwich: It’s affordable but is it filling? If it’s filling, will it provide me with enough satisfaction? What is the nutritional value of this...? Maybe I should save my money... me @ $4.75 coffee: mmm cofy 10:32 PM - 09 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. kody @KodeineCrazy2 Me: “okay I’m done spending money.” Friend: “wanna go eat?” Me: 02:35 AM - 02 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Chez McCorvey @CelebrityChez My refrigerator just walked to my bedroom, opened the door, stood there and stared at me for five minutes, then it closed the door and left. 06:39 PM - 24 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Broke Jack Donaghy @nhwelch Sometimes I just look at pictures of the earth from space and I marvel at how beautiful it all is. 10:29 PM - 24 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. rachel axler @rachelaxler dough: a bread, an uncooked bread ray: of sun that cooks the bread me: a gal who eats the bread fa: ther also eats the bread so: da bread’s a kind of bread la: vash is another bread tea: a drink. anyway, bread! that will bring us back to dough 11:48 AM - 01 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Jessica @jessnpadron Me at Olive Garden looking at the menu knowing damn well I’m getting Chicken Alfredo 04:35 AM - 11 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Audrey Porne @AudreyPorne hate when people say "if u think this is better than sex, u haven't had good sex!", like no, maybe you've just never had good lasagna, Carol 08:49 AM - 04 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Valeria. @_valeriaa21 I keep subtitles on when watching netflix cause my fatass cant hear whats going on over the munching of snacks 01:11 AM - 20 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Slimmy @RealSlimSantana My mom be cutting up fruit & bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. Thats when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much 06:45 PM - 02 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. KENSON #SE @F_Kenson Made a sandwich 10 min ago and been looking for it ever since then🤦🏾♂️ I gotta stop smoking😂 08:04 PM - 12 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Alex, but online @Alex_but_online Genie: and for your third wish? Me slamming down my fork after finishing my second cheesecake: TAKE A WILD FUCKING GUESS BUDDY 12:38 AM - 20 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Bret D @BretJett_ It’s the remix to ignition 05:01 AM - 08 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Bad Kyle @KyleMcDowell86 *calls up pizza place* WHY WOULD YOU CUT MY PIZZA SO UNEVEN? IF YOU'RE TRYING TO TEAR MY FAMILY APART IT'S WORKING 02:57 AM - 06 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. BEN AREN'T FUNNY @UniqueDude2 COOKING HACK: if you put too much water in your rice, toss a few phones in there 12:51 AM - 04 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. emba @unofficialemba Whoever thought of appetizers was literally like "we should pregame this food w more food" and I think that's really beautiful 12:39 AM - 06 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Medieval Reactions @MedievaI_React When there ain't a damn thing I wanna eat in the fridge but I just stare and stare... hoping that something appears 04:08 AM - 29 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. karma pElise @nintendoesnt waitress: i’m sorry your food is taking so long! me: *presses forehead against hers* listen to me. i know it’s not your fault. i love you. i am tipping you 80%. 12:52 AM - 29 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. khashiana @khashiana Left hand is steering, the other is gripping your thigh 05:11 PM - 04 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite