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21 Makeup Tutorials That Will Make You Ashamed To Be Human

Throw away your brushes and introduce a dildo to your makeup routine.

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4. Using shaving gel to take off your makeup will give you that Santa Claus look you've always been after.

5. And if that wasn't enough apparently tampons make for a great beauty blender because you know, they vouch for their absorbent abilities just by existing.

7. What better way to look like 500 bucks than using Louboutin heels to apply your makeup.

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12. You ever look at a piece of broccoli and think about how the texture would make for a perfect makeup brush? No? Well you will now.

14. Because makeup is all about being resourceful, you should always just use whatever is closest like your computer monitor or a dildo.

can y'all please stop disrespecting the beauty blender.. leave her alone


16. If you apply cheetos to your face, you officially withdraw your right to complain about any future breakouts.

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