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Why I Think Logan Was A Loser

Hear me out before you jump to conclusions!

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Now, before you pounce on me, let me clarify that I love Logan, aka the Wolverine, from the bottom of my heart. Lord knows I do. But, after watching his latest movie, I can't help but pity him, and think of him as someone who failed in his life.

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I mean, with an adamantium skeleton, claws that can cut through anything, and a body that heals almost instantly, he could have taken over the world. And if that's too much to ask for, he could at least be a very rich man, or become the leader of some country.

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Hell, I'm sure some societies would eagerly worship him! And if that too is too much to ask for, he could have at least married a couple of times, or sired a few dozen children. But no, after having lived for over 195 years, he became a limo driver living in a ramshackle cottage in the middle of nowhere, without a girlfriend, and having two grumpy old mutants for company. What's more, he's contemplating suicide!

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Despite having existed for nearly two centuries, he learned no special skills, and no foreign languages. He couldn't even fight very well. I mean, I'm sure you'd agree with me when I say that Laura was way more accurate, efficient, and nimble during fights. She even spoke two languages flawlessly! I like to imagine she'd be nothing less than a deity by the time she's 200.

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Well, I guess Logan's a good example of what happens to someone who aimlessly drifts through life. In my opinion, Victor, his brother, was way more driven and enthusiastic about life in general. I wonder what happened to him. Surely he must have been healthier than Logan because he had no adamantium poisoning him. Maybe he moved to some foreign country and became a dictator there. I believe he deserves his own movie--by the way, Liev Schreiber is an awesome actor.

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PS: I'm someone who hasn't read any X-Men comics. All my knowledge about Logan comes from the X-Men movies only.

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