4. she didn’t abort me
which i think was a big mistake =P
3. she lets me have 8 eight cats
2. she gives me food so i don’t die
sometimes it doesn’t taste good but hey its the thought that counts
1. she loves me no matter what shit i do or say.
and thats what makes her the best mother in the world.
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