hatastrophe

I always thought the same thing, then it happened to me. Got pretty drunk right at the end of my period when I was using super-small light tampons and only having to change them every 8 hours or so because by that point I wasn't even really bleeding any more. I'd thought beforehand… Read More

I have literally never bled while I'm asleep, not once. It's like my body clamps everything shut while I'm asleep. But sometimes, about 10 seconds after I've woken up, I suddenly feel the floodgates open... It's like the elevator scene from The Shining.

Yeah, to be honest I don't think I've ever been in a Starbucks in London where the staff spoke good enough English even to be able to get my name right when I spell it out for them letter by letter. I don't have a whole lot of faith they'd be able to cope with me asking for any of… Read More

I've been on the receiving end of a fair amount of catcalling and unwanted male public attention (thankfully not as much as some women, which I suspect is because I'm very thin and flat-chested!). But probably the worst one was when I was 18. I was walking alone across town to get… Read More

32A here and honestly I've always been pretty glad I'm entirely flat-chested - I run at least 6 miles a day and I hate to think how awkward (and painful?) it would be to try and do that with a huge pair of knockers swinging away... Also had a rather busty friend at school and she… Read More

I'm already a 32A... Regular sports tops already completely flatten me out (without my intending it). It was interesting to read about this though - it's not something I'd ever thought about despite having spent the last decade flitting about in the genderqueer/bisexual space. I guess… Read More

I think the reason H&M sizing differs across the store is to do with their different ranges which I guess must be produced by disparate sub-companies. I'm a UK size 8/US size 4 generally and that's what I take in the 'normal' section of H&M (or an XS). But in their Divided… Read More

"A one-eyed seagull possesses my wronged enemy’s soul." I am actually crying with laughter.

First guy I slept with had a tiny dick - the sex itself wasn't terrible, but he was being way too enthusiastic so he would pop out after every couple of thrusts and then struggle to locate the entrance again. After half an hour or so of him sliding around and almost going in the other… Read More

The thing with #7 is that all the tiny country roads are no fun to drive on these days because they're always chocka with twats in lycra on racing bikes. Rather spoils it.