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Which One Of The Dinnaken Boys Are You?

Are you #gains, #EE, #memes, or #theo?

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  1. First things first: which Dinnaken girl did you get on your FIRST attempt at their quiz?

    Savannah
    Savannah
    Carina
    Carina
    Anna
    Anna
    Emma
    Emma
  2. Which children's instrument speaks to you?

    Wak-a-tubes
    Wak-a-tubes
    Xylophone
    Xylophone
    Ukulele
    Ukulele
    Egg shaker
    Egg shaker
    Kazoo
    Kazoo
    Slide whistle
    Slide whistle
  3. Choose an email server.

    Yahoo Mail
    Yahoo Mail
    Hotmail
    Hotmail
    @umn.edu
    @umn.edu
    Gmail
    Gmail
    AOL
    AOL
    GoDaddy
    GoDaddy
  4. What is your star sign?

    Virgo
    Virgo
    Libra
    Libra
    Scorpio
    Scorpio
    Sagittarius
    Sagittarius
    Capricorn
    Capricorn
    Pisces
    Pisces
    Aquarius
    Aquarius
    Aries
    Aries
    Taurus
    Taurus
    Gemini
    Gemini
    Cancer
    Cancer
    Leo
    Leo
  5. Which texture is the best?

    Ice
    Ice
    Fresh grass
    Fresh grass
    Fur
    Fur
    Metal
    Metal
    Cotton
    Cotton
    Leather
    Leather
  6. Which famous artist's paintings do you look at and think, "I could do better"?

    Michelangelo
    Michelangelo
    Jackson Pollock
    Jackson Pollock
    Vincent Van Gogh
    Vincent Van Gogh
    Andy Warhol
    Andy Warhol
    Henri Matisse
    Henri Matisse
    Salvador Dalí
    Salvador Dalí
  7. If you had to eat food in exclusively one color, which color would it be?

    White
    White
    Brown
    Brown
    Red
    Red
    Orange
    Orange
    Green
    Green
    Blue
    Blue
  8. Which smell do you wish you could make into a candle?

    Lake
    Lake
    Coffee
    Coffee
    Men's cologne
    Men's cologne
    Campfire
    Campfire
    Home-cooked meal
    Home-cooked meal
    Clean sheets
    Clean sheets
  9. Which book do you wish you had written?

    Heart of Darkness
    Heart of Darkness
    Station Eleven
    Station Eleven
    Ender's Game
    Ender's Game
    The Handmaid's Tale
    The Handmaid's Tale
    The Lord of the Rings
    The Lord of the Rings
    Animal Farm
    Animal Farm
  10. If you had to play one popular English sport, what would it be?

    Polo
    Polo
    Croquet
    Croquet
    Field hockey
    Field hockey
    Rugby
    Rugby
    Cricket
    Cricket
    Lawn bowling
    Lawn bowling
  11. Pick a country you want to visit.

    United Arab Emirates
    United Arab Emirates
    Canada
    Canada
    France
    France
    Germany
    Germany
    India
    India
    Norway
    Norway
  12. Pick a wedding dress.

  13. Which president are you marrying in that dress BASED ON LOOKS ALONE?

    Ulysses S. Grant
    Ulysses S. Grant
    FDR
    FDR
    Harry S. Truman
    Harry S. Truman
    JFK
    JFK
    Teddy Roosevelt
    Teddy Roosevelt
    It's a person's character that counts.
    It's a person's character that counts.
  14. What kind of dad would you be?

    The cool dad
    The cool dad
    The embarrassing dad
    The embarrassing dad
    The protective dad
    The protective dad
    The stay-at-home dad
    The stay-at-home dad
    The guy who's a dad, but not actually a dad yet
    The guy who's a dad, but not actually a dad yet
    The absent father
    The absent father
  15. If you could time-travel to one milestone in your life, which would it be?

    First day of kindergarten
    First day of kindergarten
    Wedding day
    Wedding day
    Day your child is born
    Day your child is born
    First day of your right career
    First day of your right career
    Day you retire
    Day you retire
    First day at the U
    First day at the U
  16. Pick a late night host.

    Conan O'Brien
    Conan O'Brien
    Jimmy Fallon
    Jimmy Fallon
    James Corden
    James Corden
    Trevor Noah
    Trevor Noah
    Bill Maher
    Bill Maher
    Seth Myers
    Seth Myers
  17. Finally, are you Theo?

    The Dud Stud? Who else would I be?!
    The Dud Stud? Who else would I be?!
    I wish!
    I wish!
    No D:
    No D:
    I'm Steven.
    I'm Steven.
    I'm Jack.
    I'm Jack.
    Who's Theo?
    Who's Theo?

Which One Of The Dinnaken Boys Are You?

You got: Steven!

Congratulations, homie! You are unique enough to be a Steven! You make enormous gains at the gym and in the classroom, and you have an iconic style and sense of humor. You are able to talk about sports just as easily as chem problems, making you the best of both worlds. Not to mention your record-breakingly good beard.

Steven!
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You got: Theo!

Congratulations! You're fun-loving enough to be a Theo! You delight those around you with your witticisms and general happy-go-lucky attitude. You always seem to pop up at the best, most random times, and we dare someone to send better Snapchats than you.

Theo!
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You got: William!

Congratulations! You are loyal enough to be a William! You place your friends above everything else, and your big heart helps you go far. But what helps you go the farthest? Your crazy intelligence and work-with-what-you-have attitude.

William!
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You got: Jack!

Congratulations! You are cool enough to be a Jack! You have a knack for brightening others' days with your witty observations and stellar social media presence. Your infectious laugh and charm make you a beloved member of every one of your many friend groups.

Jack!
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