They look like the real deal, TBH.
TL;DR: Harry is a man of few words.
Uncomfortable with Ilvermorny, J.K. Rowling’s American Hogwarts? Luckily, there’s an alternative institution of magical learning in the Land of the Free: EAGLECREST, the American Hogwarts that I invented when I was drunk in 2014. Located inside Mount Rushmore and led by Headbroster Joe Biden, EAGLECREST may just be the American wizard school for you. Take this quiz to find out which of its four houses you belong in.
“I’ll eat myself if you can find a smarter hat than me.”
*rides broomstick down the aisle*
♫ I wanna be where the wizards are. Flying around on those, what do you call ‘em? Oh, brooms! ♫
“For in dreams we enter a world that is entirely our own.”
Choose carefully, for “our choices…show what we truly are.”
Can time turners take you to the future? Because I need it to be November already.
You’ll have either hella long nails or hella sassy hair.
SPOILER ALERT: No spoilers. Obviously.
We’re so sorry about this.
♫ All the single ladies, now put your wands up ♫
It’s like the mothership’s calling you home but you can’t get to the takeoff site.
Who will be your chosen one?