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Which "Orange Is The New Black" Inmate Would Be Your Ideal Roommate?

Litchfield is a scary place, whose got your back?

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  1. Netflix
    In my dorm
    The cafeteria
    The yard
    The TV room
    The chapel
    The library
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    The sewing factory
    The kitchen
    The greenhouse
    The library
    The laundry room
    The hair salon
  3. Netflix
    John Bennett
    John Bennett
    George Mendez
    George Mendez
    Scott O'Neill
    Scott O'Neill
    Sam Healy
    Sam Healy
    Susan Fischer
    Susan Fischer
    Eliqua Maxwell
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    Eliqua Maxwell
    Via Netflix
  4. Netflix
    Taystee
    Taystee
    Daya Diaz
    Daya Diaz
    Big Boo
    Big Boo
    Leanne Taylor
    Leanne Taylor
    Alex Vause
    Alex Vause
    Nicky Nichols
    Via Netflix
    Nicky Nichols
    Via Netflix
  5. Run over and watch
    Shout from the crowd and make it worse
    See if it's one of your friends. If it is, you go and help
    Roll your eyes and go about your day
    Sing a song to calm everyone down
    Ha! You're the one fighting

Which "Orange Is The New Black" Inmate Would Be Your Ideal Roommate?

You got: Piper Chapman

While she's OK most of the time, crazy shit does seem to follow her around.

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You got: Red

You get to soak up her prison wisdom first hand. She might get you to shave her toes every now and then, but at least no one will mess with you for fear of being starved.

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You got: Maritza Ramos

She has a lot of attitude but her heart's in the right place.

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You got: Brooke Soso

She's pretty needy and doesn't shut up, but you're not in any real danger.

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You got: Pennsatucky

Well, at least she has nice teeth now.

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You got: Sophia Burset

Sophia tends to stay out of the major prison drama, so you won't get wrapped up in anything dangerous. She'll keep you looking good too.

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