Which “Deadpool” Character Should You Hook Up With?

“What do we do with the remaining two minutes thirty-seven seconds?”

  1. Choose an alcoholic beverage:
    1. Blow Job
    2. Panty Dropper
    3. Buttery Nipple
    1. Fuzzy Naval
    2. Redheaded Slut
    3. Sex on the Beach
  2. What would your stripper name be?
    1. Destiny
    2. Chastity
    3. Crystal
    4. Bambi
    5. Chardonnay
    6. Porsche
  3. Choose a Taken film:
    1. Taken
    2. Taken 2
    3. Via 20th Century Fox
      Taken 3
  4. Choose a pizza topping:
    1. Pineapple
    2. Olives
    3. Mushroom
    1. Pepperoni
    2. Extra Cheese
    3. Sausage
  5. Choose a Hello Kitty bag:
  6. Choose a comic book character played by Ryan Reynolds:
    1. Via New Line Cinema
      Hannibal King from Blade: Trinity
    2. Via Warner Bros. Pictures
      Hal Jordan from Green Lantern
    1. Via 20th Century Fox
      Bad Deadpool
    2. Via 20th Century Fox
      Good Deadpool
  7. Choose a Stan Lee cameo:
    1. Via 20th Century Fox
      Fantastic Four (2005)
    2. Via Marvel Studios
      Iron Man (2008)
    3. Via Marvel Studios
      Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
    1. Via Marvel Entertainment
      The Amazing Spiderman (2012)
    2. Via Marvel Studios
      Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
    3. Via Marvel Studios
      Ant-Man (2015)

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